CHAPTER 22

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Sasuke and Sakura were mad, like seriously unbelievably mad, and it was with good reason, today was supposed to be a team meeting, so sasuke and Sakura had come to the bridge, on time, but that had been 2 hours ago, and still naruto and kakashi were nowhere in sight.

"When I get my hands on those two I'm gonna tear them into tiny piny pieces" screamed sasuke obviously frustrated.

Almost as if in response naruto and kakashi landed on the bridge at the exact same time.

"You're late!!" Screamed both sasuke and Sakura

"Well a black car crossed my path so I had to take the long way" explained naruto scratching the back of his head

"Liar!" Screamed Sakura in response but she let it slide as her attention turned to her sensei. Both sasuke and Sakura were glaring at kakashi, waiting for his dumb excuse,

"Oh, me? I actually have a good reason, see I was picking up the forms for the chuunin exams, for you guys" replied kakashi holding out three slips of paper.

"I guess that's reasonable" replied sasuke

"OK, so if you are taking the exam, full out these forms and get to floor three next week, anyway, that's all for today, the rest of the time you have to train" saying this kakashi passed out the forms and shushinned away.

The three genin looked at the papers and silently put them in their pockets before walking back towards the village.

"Hey, wanna get something to eat?" Asked sasuke jumping around,

"Well, I would but, I think sasuke should take it easy on Sakura I mean the girl can barely walk, how long do you last?" Asked naruto in a serious voice,

Sakura's face immediately turned red, then her anger formed giving out an awkward silence, she slowly turned towards naruto who immediately started running for his life.

While running naruto couldn't help but stop as the road was being blocked by two shinobi, one was a blonde kuinochi with a fan on her back and a suna headband, and the other was a guy with face paint and a black jumpsuit, he also had a suna head band, the guy in the jumpsuit was holding the hokage's grandson, konohomaru by the collar while the blonde seemed to be trying to stop him,

"You better put him down, heading the hokage's grandson is definitely something you'd get punished for, even if you are foreigners." Said naruto, capturing the attention of the suna shinobi.

The air suddenly became tense, naruto was standing facing towards the two suna shinobi, and his killing intent was as clear as day, Sakura who had chased naruto read the situation and stood there quiet.

"And what if I said no" replied the shinobi in the jumpsuit releasing his own killing intent.

"Hn" naruto casualty gave him a trademark uchiha grunt before suddenly appearing in front of the suna shinobi while holding a kunai to his neck, the shinobi released konohomaru out of pure shock,

This guy was fast, he didn't even see the guy flinch. But this didn't make the ninja afraid, it made him excited, a challenge!

"You don't scare me, now let's see who has the last laugh" saying this the suna shinobi in the jumpsuit removed the mummy from off his back,

"What!? Are you crazy? Put that away before HE gets here idiot" shouted the other blonde suna shinobi next to him, but the guy in the jumpsuit just ignored her as he smirked,

"Brother, why are you hiding, it's been years" said naruto suddenly facing the tree at the side of the road,

Suddenly sand was formed on a branch of the tree and a red haired shinobi with a gourd on his back appeared, standing on the branch, upside down.

"Kankuro, put it back, you're an embarrassment." Said the redhead to the boy in the jumpsuit, then he got down from the tree and landed next to the blonde kuinochi from suna.

"Aunt" muttered the red-haired boy out loud as he looked at naruto,

Naruto deadpanned before looking around him frantically, then he looked at the redhead and asked,

"You talking about me?"

"Yes"

"You idiot I'm no aunt. I'm clearly a guy and I'm probably younger than you" replied naruto.

"Mother calls you sister, and so you are my aunt" said the redhead calmly,

"Oh, mother? Are you talking about Shukaku? Well tell him I'm gonna kill him next time we meet" said naruto with a calm voice.

To that suddenly the redhead clutched his own head screaming in pain before saying,

"Mother.......wants......your blood" he had a bloodthirsty look in his eyes,

"Well tell her she ain't getting any" replied naruto the killing intent of the redhead not affecting him at all, while everyone else around him was kneeling and gasping for breath.

The redhead had never had a reaction like this from anyone, everyone he had met before was afraid of him, the redhead didn't know how to react,

"B-but....b-but mother wants your blood?" It was more of a question than a statement, the killing intent had subsided,

"I told you she ain't getting any" said naruto.

Then the redhead clutched his head again, and this time he calmed down, he turned to his teammates,

"We're going, I'll meet you at the exams, aunt-"

"The names naruto Uzumaki-uchiha-Namikaze what's your names? And again I'm a guy and not your aunt"

"The blonde is Temari, the idiot in the jumpsuit is Kankuro, and I'm Gaara" replied Gaara.

Naruto nodded as he took out a orange book and walked away. Meanwhile the sand siblings walked away as well leaving Sakura and the konohomaru corps racking their brains trying to figure out what had just conspired.

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Yo peeps sup, I know I'm late or whatever but I'm sooooo bored and that's no excuse I know, anyway, I hope ya like it, I'm not good at humor as I have mentioned before but u hope that worked out.

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