Fangs (A Sans AU Story)

Spectacular Quotes By Dust!

This book is basically us just writing down weird stuff Dust has said -Horror-

Maybe we'll even get this published :) -D.B-

We ain't getting this published, it's just ganna be an inside joke Dust won't know about -Fell-

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(Dust burst down the door) "I'M HERE, AND I'M QUEER!"

(Dust slips down the stairs) "THE STAIRS ARE ATTACKING ME!"

(Dust saw a cockroach) "PAPA JEPEDO IT'S AN ALIEN KILL IT!"

(Dust banged his funny bone) "Shush Susan, my dearest elbow, you will exact your revenge one day."

(Dust just sitting at their dining room table, doodling on a piece of paper boredly, he looked over at Error) "It's time" (Went back to coloring)

(Dust was trying to explain to Horror about his axe) "It'll be like a sheep. They make you think their harmless, but BOOM, suddenly they became the kracken and devour your Cheetos."

(Dust was robbing a house, picked up a dress and held it against him) "Does this look too sexy on me or do I look like Fell?" (Got kicked by Fell)

(Later on the mission, sees a trashcan) "I see my people have arrived. It is off to my homeland." (Climbed into said trashcan)

(Was walking downtown with Death) "If skeletons had hair, would it be noodle?"

(Later saw a basket of noodles) "The gods have spoken. Prepare the sauce."

(Sat onto the couch full of pillows) "Ah, yes, my pillow army, I have been preparing you for the global pillow fight. I shall lead up to victory."

(Stubbed his toenail) "I have experienced true pain."

(Started humming the beat to a death song while fixing a window)

(Randomly walked up to fell) "So how does that make you feel?" (Walked away)

(Started to climb up to the roof, Horror asked what he was doing) "I am exploring ways of torture. Do not fret, Horror, I shall aim for the bushes."

(Picked up a cat he found on the sidewalk) "He always wanted to be a dog."

(Once talked backwards for a whole day)

(Dust tried on sandles) "These remind me of posters." (Threw them out a window)

(Dust, covered in blood from a tortured person) "As you can see here, I have committed a sin. A sin known as not washing your clothes. If not taken care of, this will start to smell and demons will rise up to take my soul."

(Dust saw a red eyed rat) "Who preformed a ritual on the rat? That was my job guys,"

(Dust had a cigarette for the first time, accidently ate it and threw up) "One moment I was holding a cigarette and the next a ghost shoved it down my throat like some sort of ad. It was both terrifying and oddly sneeze-ifying." (Sneezed)

(Asked Nightmare) "Could you scoop up a chunk of your magical goo stuff, shape it into a ball, and could we play basketball?"

(Looked up at the dark night sky) "I know why we can't see the stars. They ran away from my face."

(Dust pushed his and Horror's beds together) "The next level of bed has been created."

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I hope y'all know that this is basically just a filled chapter, in case I can't make the next update. Also, I'm establishing the kind of character Dust will be once you get to know him.

He will be the comic relief, hilarious, and completely random. Get ready for some crazy stuff, guys.

Keep in mind y'all only have seen him when he was just waking up (which he does not enjoy) and reading (which he doesn't make jokes when he's reading) so you haven't expierenced his character yet. I have a plan for all of them!

Also, I might do another one of these if I'm late on updating so you guys have something to read. It doesn't take long to write, since I have a crazy imagination.