Fangs (A Sans AU Story)

A Christmas Special

"Hey guys, it's been a while since we've all been in this little author chamber, huh?" Bubbly asked.

She was sitting in a simple couch, a red fluffy santa hat plopped down onto her head carelessly. She was wearing practically the same outfit, only with the hat to show that it was indeed Christmas time.

"Yay! We're back here!" Blue cheered.

Blue was dressed up as an elf, with bright green clothing and a pointy elf hat on, some fake elf ears taped to the side of his skull. He had been wearing the pointed shoes, but kicked them off since they were uncomfortable.

"I look like I exploded," Dust commented.

He was wearing a red santa hat, like Bubbly's, only with a red coat and black boots to join the outfit. A jar of pop tarts shaped into cookies was sitting on his lap, which he and Blue took no time to hesitate reaching inside and immediately wolfing down.

"Heh, boop," Sans said, reaching up and booping the red nose stuck on Grillby's nose.

Grillby had antlers too, but christmas lights were wrapped around them to light them up a bright red and green combination. He even had on a long coat made to look like deer skin.

Sans, meanwhile, was dressed up as a small little snowman, with fluffy white clothes and a carrot tapped to his nose socket. The clothing didn't restrain his movement at all, and it was rather comfortable.

"I hate all of this," Geno said.

He was dressed up as a Christmas tree, with green frills for the leaves and lights wrapped around his clothing. His red scarf still stayed around his neck, but his face made him look extremely miserable.

"You're the light of my life," Death snorted at his own joke.

He was wearing the same shaped cloak, only with the color black being replaced with a swirl of red and green. Other than that, there were no visible changes.

"I swear to Toby Fox I'm going to burn this place down the first chance I get," Geno said, glaring at Death's pun.

"Oh, you think you're miserable?" Nightmare snapped.

Nightmare, the usual darkly dressed person, was dressed up the brightest. He had on an angel costume, complete with wings and a little floating golden circle above his head. He even had a golden harp in his hands, which he wanted to burn.

"At least you don't look like dinner to a wolf," Cross said.

He was dressed up in a little lamb onesie, with bright white fluffy fur and little beady black eyes on the hood. Cross looked just as miserable as Nightmare.

"You look so cute and cuddly, why should you be upset!" Nightmare asked, "I look like someone threw me into a white chocolate river shortly after I joined a band."

"I think my outfit is just fine," Sci said.

The scientist was wearing a simple faded brown cloak and was holding a stick with a rounded top, nothing else really to his costume. That's why he liked it, it was pretty simple.

"I gatta agree, I like our crap," Fell said, gesturing to his reindeer onesie.

"I feel like I'm being strangled," Killer said, pulling at the collar of his costume.

He was dressed as a nutcracker, with red, white, and golden outlined clothes that hugged his body uncomfortably. He had a nerf gun next to his side to go with the costume, little harmless bullets inside of it.

"I'm literally just a star, that's it," Dream said, looking down at his star outfit.

"I've never even have seen snow before," Lust said.