Episode 6: Battle of planet sheen

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(this one's gonna be a CANCEROUS EPISODE XD)

Today's lesson: If you want to be a good captain... Make it OBVIOUS!!!

Narrator: WAR WAGES ON! THE GOOD GUY'S SEND CAPTAIN OBVIOUS AND THE 52nd RETARD BATTALION TO A HOSTILE WORLD. NOT HOSTILE WORLD BECAUSE THERE'S BAD GUY'S BUT RATHER BECAUSE ITS CONTAINS HIGH LEVELS OF CRINGE. WILL CAPTAIN OBVIOUS LEAD HIS MEN TO VICTORY?

(in a dorito star destroyer)

(captain obvious walks into the control bridge and see's his assigned general. a kig-yar jedi named master jacklar)

 a kig-yar jedi named master jacklar)

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Captain Obvious: Greetings sir... This is are first mission sir! my battalion and I have  been assigned to your command general Jacklar...

Jacklar: GOOD GOOD! Now! lets go contact the nearby fleet for our mission briefing!

Captain Obvious: Yes sir!

(master Jacklar turns on a hologram transmission and Obiwan kenobi responds to it)

(through hologram) Obiwan: Alright captain! this is your first REAL mission! Be care full! This planet your going to be in has high levels of cringe worthy activity in the area!

jacklar: might I ask what world is this? what purpose would it serve to the good guy's?

Obiwan: All im gonna say is that its vital that we have it under our control!

Captain Obvious: why

Obiwan: Well... to hide stuff the bad guy's cannot get there hands on... They will never think slash want to go to this world due to the high levels of cringe! I said enough go now!

Captain Obvious: WAIT WHATS THE LOCATION SIR!!!

Obiwan: (sigh) dare I say it! the planet is literally called planet sheen. you can go now!

(time skip)

(Captain Obvious fleet aproaches the planet which has a giant spike on it...)

(the fleet deploy's several gunships and pelicans too deploy troop's at the planet)

(the fleet deploy's several gunships and pelicans too deploy troop's at the planet)

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