Today's lesson: xxxtenticon or what ever he called himself was never a legend so shut up his music was trash... (were gonna get canceled for this...)
Narrator: CAPTURED!!!! GORDON FREEMAN AND SOLE SURVIVOR AND PIPER AND TWO OTHER DUDES GOT CAUGHT BY KEEMSTAR AND HAVE BEEN HELD CAPTIVE IN A GIANT DOLL HOUSE FOR THE PAST TWO DAYS... FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENS NEXT!
(everyone's had seem to forgot they are in bad guy territory and have been chilling in the drama house and everyone is enjoying themselves)
Sole: you know... this is just what I needed... some time off... it's like a vacation! No word. Just relaxing! And the water is not irradiated!
(somewhere in a secret room)
Keemstar: they had enough time to settle down! Now lets make the "new" CONTENT... (he presses a button)
(now the is osmosis and drix just standing there next to a hidden speaker)
Hidden speaker: (farts)
Osmosis: Nibba! STOP PASSING GAS! THAT SHIT is NASTY... geeez nibba....
Drix: wasn't me...
(suddenly the doorbell rings)
Osmosis: i'll get it! Cuz i aint no lazy nucleASS nibba...
(he opens the door and woody the cowboy jumps at osmosis and punches him in the face and the two get in a fist fight) he kinda comes out of nowhere)
Osmosis: what the hell nibba! I'm gonna kick you in the cytoplasm!
Drix: what's happening!?
??? To infinity!!! AND BEYOND!!!!
(suddenly buzz lightyear zooms out of nowhere and starts to fight drix)
(Meanwhile: gordon freeman is chilling)
Gordon: this may not be hawaii but it's good... there's a swimming pool and an endless bowl of doritos... yeah. I can get used to this! Im feeling pretty good right now...
(looks at a shelf)
Gordon: hey.. What's this?
(he's see's a journal labeled "soles diary")
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WEIRDWARZ season1
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