Episode 23: Count sheep

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Today's Lesson: Get a good night sleep, it will help with your attitude. And sanity...

Narrator: SITH! COUNT DOOKU RESIDES IN HIS CASTLE THING ON SERRENO! COUNT DOOKU HASN'T BEEN IN MANY MOMENTS THIS FAR IN THE WEIRD WAR BUT STARTING TOMORROW HE PLANS TO STOP PAYING TAXES AND START COMMANDING DOOM! NOW COUNT DOOKU MUST GET A GOOD NIGHT SLEEP, SHOULDN'T BE A HARD PROBLEM... RIGHT?

(Count Dooku is in his bed, But he is wide awake

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(Count Dooku is in his bed, But he is wide awake. For some reason he cant sleep. 

(probably because the air conditioner is so damn loud)

(A super tactical droid named Kraken walks up to him.)

Kraken: sir

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Kraken: sir. sir. sir. sir. sir. sir. sir. sir. sir .

Dooku: WHAT!

Kraken: I was wondering if maybe if i could possibly maybe

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Kraken: I was wondering if maybe if i could possibly maybe... possibly, maybe, I dunno... can I..

Dooku: WHAT! SPIT IT OUT!!!!

Kraken: Ummmmm. Can I send more forces to Utapau?

Dooku: I don't care, i'm trying to sleep.

(he goes back to bed and then 5 minutes later he suddenly opens his eyes to see kraken is up in his face)

Kraken: SIR...

Dooku: gahh! (falls of his bed out of the sudden reaction)

Kraken: You are having trouble... When I have trouble sleeping I eat me a bowl cereal.

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