Episode 35: the school

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Today's lesson: KNOWLEDGE is POWER

Narrator: DESPERATE TIMES!!!!! OBI WAN KENOBI IS ACCUSED OF A CRIME AND IS NOW SENT TO TRIAL FOR SENDING CHILDREN INTO ILLEGAL MISSIONS!!!

Sole: obi wan has been accused of sending children on dangerous missions. Obi Wan what do you have to say for yourself?

Obi Wan: it's all prestons fault. He assigns the missions to whoever is willing to do it which is of course arrogant children all i do is do the mission briefings....

Sole: and why would he do that?

Obi wan: well its preston... he relies on others!!!!

(preston garvey is sitting on a chair while being lifted by two clone troopers)

Preston: THAT is A LIE!!!!

Sole: (whispers) I don't have time for this! All the kids who went on missions in the past. Well send them to beacon or something... there... now i can get back to more important matters and send obi wan to jail.

(time skip)

(a transport battle bus transports several new students to beacon)

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Garret: were at war yet they are now taking us to school!!!!

Mathew: I hear it's a fighting school!!!

Nick: well at least it ain't are OLD one...

Alex: wait which school is it?

(another group of new students consist of junior, joseph and cody nutkiss (not commander cody to avoid confusion.)

Junior: WERE GOING TO SCHOOL!? THIS SUCKS!

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Junior: WERE GOING TO SCHOOL!? THIS SUCKS!

Cody nutkiss: well. Actually its beacon. That place where people train to fight monsters...

Junior: WERE GONNA FIGHT MONSTERS!!!! THIS IS THE BEST SCHOOL EVER!!!

Cody nutkiss: actually i don't think becoming a huntsman is required anymore

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