Episode 9: Battle of Elmo's world

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Today's lesson: Muppets are scary as hell. (BTW prepare for cringe)

Narrator: CAPTAIN OBVIOUS OF THE RETARD BATTALION LED HIS TROOPS TO VICTORY ON PLANET SHEEN ON AN UNEXPECTED BAD GUY ATTACK! NOW THE RETARD BATTALION FACE THERE MOST TOUGHEST CHALLENGE YET!

(Location: in a UNSC ship control room)

Obiwan: This is yalls ultimate challenge yet! this world is heavily backing the bad guy's and telling lies through the media!

Captain Obvious: What kind of lies sir?

Obiwan: well. there telling the media stuff like how the good guy army sell's crack and how we are a bunch of homophobic's and stuff like that which is definitely not true and its causing people to join the bad guy's more and we cannot let that happen anymore! your first objective is to go to this outpost on this world that is broadcasting all of it! we need to take it out first!

Captain Obvious: what world is this! 

Obiwan: according to what i was told its called "elmo's world" I guess we can assume who is incharge!

Captain Obvious: sounds like a narcissistic bastard to me!

Obiwan: indeed!

Obiwan: This world is where all little kid character's live ever sense this whole weirdiverse thing started! and for some reason they joined the bad guy's! we believe we know why and how they joined.

Captain Obvious: How?

Obiwan: well 2 goon's from an educational youtube series called "queer kids stuff" "enlightened" the others! and is feeding them liberal propaganda!

Captain Obvious: mother of god...

Obiwan: Remember captain, the badguy's are backing up the local militia so expect stiff resistance! Anakin and i will join you in a little bit!

Time skip:

Several republic gunships and pelicans deploy from the good guy fleet orbiting the planet and make there way to the surface

(at a badguy command post near the broadcasting outpost detect the good guy forces)

Grunt: UHH sir! Enemy drop ships are aproaching!

Tactical droid: launch fighters!

(several jay jay the jet planes armed with machine guns and missles launch from a near by landing pad and fly in attack formation ready to shoot down good guy ships)

(several jay jay the jet planes armed with machine guns and missles launch from a near by landing pad and fly in attack formation ready to shoot down good guy ships)

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(several x-wings are escorting the good guy ships)

(several x-wings are escorting the good guy ships)

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