Today's Lesson: Sometimes, Your friend isn't really your friend and is a spy. Next time you're friend is playing Black Ops 4, Ask yourself.... Is he/she human?
NARRATOR: SYNTH DISGUISED! ANAKIN AND REX HAVE UNCOVERED A PLOT BY BAD GUYS TO ACQUIRE SECRET DATA BY USING A SYNTHETIC VERSION OF OBI_WAN KENOBI TO GET PASSED SECURITY! THE REAL OBI-WAN KENOBI BEING SENT TO MURDER WORLD; ANAKIN AND REX MUST GO ON TO RESCUE HIM BUT FIRST MUST DEAL WITH A TEAM OF SPECIAL INDIVIDUALS!
(Anakin Clashes with the girl. Anakin swings and the roblox girl deflects all his strikes passively. Anakin slices at her and tries to upper slice her. The roblox girl loses balance and anakin goes into aggressively swing but gets blasted out of the way by the Roblox Wizard
Wizard: You ############### try and hurt her!
(Anakin gets angry and charges at the wizard and uses a teleport spell. The wizard teleports on top of rex and jumps down. Rex starts to get tackled and rex struggles to grab his blaster. Rex grabs it and blasts at the Rock man.)
Rock Man: Ooof
(Rex punches the wizard and blast the wizard and dodges a strike from the doge man. Doge man uses his cybernetic cannon arm to shoot charged dog biscuits and Rex flawlessly doges the biscuits. Rex pulls out both his blasters and unleashes a barrage of lasers at the Cyber Doge)
Doge man: OOF
(dies and shatters into pieces)
Girl: You killed my ####.... Im impressed... But you can't ####### me! I was trained in the ####### arts by ##### ###self ( Charges at anakin and slashes at his leg)
(Anakin screams in pain and retaliates and starts to force choke her to death)
Anakin: YOU ARE NOT GOING TO STOP ME!
Girl: COugh!!! ### You choke me #####
(Anakin is continuing to choke her but rex walks up to him and touches his shoulder)
Rex: she's not worth it. Let's go find Obi-wan.
Girl: why you stop?
Dr.Ooofinshitz: What about Me!
(Rex blasts both of them with his pistols. Rex and Anakin walk out and make it outside.
To see they are surrounded by several roblox b2 battle droids.)
( Anakin and Rex ready their weapons)
RB2 Battle Droid: HALT! GO COMMIT "DO NOT MAKE ANY SUDDEN MOVES"
Anakin: We don't have time for this! (flailing his arms) We need to go commit "CONTACT AHSOKA AND TELL HER ABOUT THE SYNTH!" (Rex turns around behind anakin and contacts ahsoka. And Anakin turns on his lightsaber to protect rex)
RB2 Battle Droid: GO COMMIT " WHAT DID I JUST SAY?"
(they start attacking the two but they have terrible aim. Anakin deflects any blaster bolt that could hit them and some of the laser bolts deflect back at the droids making them shatter and die into pieces. Meanwhile Rex is contacting ahsoka)
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