Today's lesson: So much going on can overwhelm one who's impatient.
Narrator: PUSHING FORWARD! THE GOOD GUY'S FEND OFF THE BAD GUY'S FORCES IN AN ATTEMPT TO GET TO THE BAD GUY OUTPOST AND DISARM THE LIES BEING FED TO THE MEDIA SO THEY CAN PUSH TO THE CAPITAL OF THE PLANET TO PUT AN END TO THE BAD GUY OCCUPATION!!! PUSHED BACKWARDS THE BAD GUYS DEAL WITH ENEMIES IN THERE BASE!
(outside of the out post)
(a grunt waddles to the tactical droid in charge)
Grunt: uhh sir... a special operation force has infiltrated the base and is killing everything!
Tactical Droid: impossible! the probability of that is 999,999,7 to 1.
(some one walks up) (it is Locus who escape Obi-wan and Anakin)
Locus: I'll take care of the intruders.
(inside the outpost Jeffy , Nick valentine and team RWBY are fighting off several squads of Teletubbies and they are getting wiped out and they breached the control room of the base)
B1 Battledroid commander: HEY! YOUR NOT AUTHORIZED! (gets shot in the head by ruby's sniper scythe)
(Two combine elites tries to ambush the team of huntress's but nick shoots them down and Jeffy violently slaps a random Muppet and several battle droids operating computer panels start to panic and they try to escape but yang grabs one of the b1's and throws it at the other's forcefully killing them)
(out side the control room)
Blake: we got company!
(a squad of three BX commando droids are running and gunning)
(Weiss summons a glyph that blocks all the droids laser bolts and Blake runs at the squad and with her swords out but then suddenly gets shot by a sniper blast but survives thanks to her aura)
(the team turns around and see's locus holding a sniper rifle with 3 more BX commando droids)
Locus: Your not getting out of this one alive...
Ruby: you look dumb... how cant you see through that helmet?
Locus: ...
(aims his sniper at ruby and ruby gets out her scythe and locus shoots it out of her hand. Locus then shoots her again but then Jeffy runs in and tries to fight locus and locus grabs him and punches him and then throws him at Weiss)
(Yang rushes at locus and punches him several times but locus reacted fast enough to block all of her attacks and locus headbutts her head pushing her away)
Locus: so predictable. how unfortunate...
(pulls out his shotgun and aims it at yang) (Blake jumps over locus and slashes his back with her sword and locus pushes her away and gets shot in the shoulder by ruby)
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