Today's Lesson: prepare for the unexpected to be expected
Narrator: WHAT THE FUCK! A RAGTAG TEAM OF GOOD GUY INFILTRATORS MADE IT TO A VAULT OUTSIDE OF MOUNTAIN GLENN. AFTER WITNESSING THE BAD GUYS AND SUPER MUTANTS WORKING TOGETHER, THEY COME TO THE CONCLUSION THAT SOMETHING SINISTER IS GOING ON! NOW THEY DECIDED WHAT IT IS THAT THEIR GOING TO DO ABOUT IT!
(Inside the vault is a barricaded area supermutants try to break into. Our heros reside on the other side)
Cody: Something's going on!
Jaune: We know that!
Jeffy: DADDDDDDY! HE KILLED MY DADDY!
Jaune: YES! WE ARE AWARE HE IS DEAD! WE WATCHED HIM DIE! What we need to do is find out what is going on!
Cody: Than we can go to red lobster and eat some cheddar biscuits and call it a day
Jaune: No! Than we end it!
Cody: THAN we call it a day!
Jaune: Than we have to fill out paperwork!
Jeffy:Oh! I have an idea! They were taking us somewhere to cut off are pee pees right?
Jaune: Uh... They were taking us somewhere but not to
Jeffy: We can use are mouse ka tool to see why they need our pee pees
Jaune: A mouse Ka whut?
Jeffy: A mouse Ka tool!
Juane: Just stop!
Cody: the retarded kid is right! We need to go back into the room and see what they are upto!
Jaune: Ok. but security must have doubled! How do we get in their undetected!
Jeffy: We use a MOUSE KA TOOL!
Cody: We can go into the pipes?
Jaune: OH NO! I'm not going in that thing again! It's a sewer pipe and that's gross!
Jeffy: Just as gross as my diaper!
Cody: Oh! And puking in the shuttle isn't gross!
Jaune: I HAVE MOTION SICKNESS!
(super mutant from the distance): Come out puny human! I have a treat for you
Jeffy: OH they have a treat?
Jaune: Only a idiot would fall for that!
COdy: CHeDDaR BiScuIt?
Super Mutant from the distance: Ummm. No. Supermutant have candy
COdy: then Talk to my hand cuz i dont give a fuck!
Jaune: OOOOOOOO! Let's get the candy! Wouldn't hurt right?
Jeffy: Ooooo. I wonder if it's TITTY candy
Cody: NO! Do you want to end up like mario? Or do you want to be a hero and stop this madness!? I KNow it's hard to resist the candy! My heart says yes but the mission says no!!!! !!!! we have to Fight for what's right!!!!! FOR THE CHEDDAR BISCUITS!!!!
Jaune: Alright. Fine Lets go!
(They make their way into a green pipe and climb through it.)
Jaune: Is this the right way? I can't tell!
Cody: Definitely this way!
Jeffy: Look a stink hole!
(They see a pipe that leads directly into the room they were in at the execution. They stop and watch what happens)
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