Today's lesson: Sometimes you don't do the crime but you still have to do the time...
Narrator: CRIMES? OBI-WAN KENOBI IS IN PRISON AS HE IS CHARGED WITH "CHILD LABOR" BUT SOMETHING IS BOUND TO HAPPEN TO GET HIM IN EVEN MORE TROUBLE!!!
(in a good guy prison)
(Obi-Wan is locked in a cell and anakin walks up to him)
Anakin: Well i guess your in trouble for once master!
Obi-wan: Yes... laugh all you want but I didn't even need to learn my lesson. Never trust preston! Are you here for a friendly visit or are you here to bail me out?
Anakin: actually i'm taking kids on a field trip.
(face of disappointment)
Obi-wan: Of course you are...
Anakin: (turns around) And over here kids is what you call a criminal! Someone who broke the law....
Sun: WOW! Good thing we have junior detectives here!!!!
Anakin: Alright kids come on! (they move on except one)
Some kid: hey! (pokes obi-wan on the nose)
Obi-wan: Stop...
Some kid: WHY should i? Your a prisoner! You don't get a vote!
Obi-wan: Well last i checked your a criminal REESE!!!!
(Reese stands there silent)
Obi-wan: And i happen to know your mother.... Now listen to me carefully... get a petition to get people to vote to let me free. Got it?
Reese: yes anything have mercy!!!!
(Time skip 3 hours later)
(Adams fleet is arriving to a good guy planet near coruscant which has one place of interest... a prison. The one that obi-wan happens to be at....)
Adam: prepare the attack!!!
Tarkus: of course.. I will make the necessary preparations!
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