Today's lesson: Trust yourself. Not authority as authority has chance to be corrupt
Narrator: BLACK MESA! AFTER ANOTHER FAILED EXPERIMENT, THE SCIENTIST FEND FOR THEMSELVES AS THEY UNLEASH A NEW HORROR IN THE LABS! APPARENTLY IRRADIATED CREATURES FROM THE WASTELAND DON'T REACT WELL TO GRIMM BLOOD AND TRANSFORM INTO NEW SPECIES OF GRIMM NO ONE HAS EVER FACED BEFORE. NOW A OLD SCIENTIST IN HIS MID 40s...
??? IM 27 DAMMIT
Narrator: LATE 20s. BY THE NAME GORDON FREEMAN TRIES TO CONTACT HELP!
Gordon Freeman: BECAUSE EVERYONE ELSE IN THIS GODDAM FACILITY IS FUCKING USELESS
Old Senile Scientist: Quickly Gordon Freeman! Help me open this box!
Gordon Freeman: Oh My GAWD. Can you guys do anything yourselves.
Old Senile Scientist: We don't have much time.
Gordon Freeman helps open the box. Inside is a naked man. He gets up and looks around. He finds a suit of armor and puts it on.
Doom Slayer: ..
Gordon Freeman: Ok why the hell is their a naked man in a box?
Scientist: Hooray! Help has arrived! (gets shot)
Hazmat Clone Trooper 1: General Krell orders everyone to be killed!
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WEIRDWARZ season1
HumorWAR BEGINS AGAINST ALL UNIVERSES! GOOD VS EVIL this is an action comedy adventure series that features all your favorite characters from various franchises! Follow the wacky adventures of Clone captain Obvious and his Clone battalion the 52th ret...