"God. Fuck. If any more ink gets on my pants I'm gonna slap a bitch."
And there (y/n) went... angry and muttering profanities as they stomped through the building.
"Can I get an amen my fucking ass."
She was unaware of the figure watching them, chuckling softly.
Minutes later, they were cursing out the very man who was watching them- and who was about to knock them out.
"You," (y/n) seethed, their eyes narrowed, "are a son of a bitch who never should have left the inky womb you came from. Begone, to hell with you, and have a JOLLY fucking day, dude."
He was silent, staring down at them. Suddenly, he began laughing. The dear reader stepped back, startled, before narrowing their eyes. "Oi, you squid sucking bastard. I will personally stomp on your ass until you're ten feet under."
And so, the cycle continued. Some say that even to this day, they still continue....
"OI, YOU PIG ASS BITCH!!!"
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BATIM x reader oneshots (discontinued)
RomanceNot a batim fan anymore, but this book is staying up. Art by Thedopedemon on Tumblr None of these characters are mine. All characters are owned by the creators of BATIM.
