Hank: who spilt chips in the break room?
Hank: Reed is was you wasn't it?
Gavin: i'm pretty sure your oversized roomba spilt the entire bag for "analysis"
Hank: Connor is at least fifty percent roomba you can't say things like
Connor: ... listen you little bitch, I see how it is. next time you eat the last donut I will personally shove a whole cabbage up your ass, just you wait until I reach my final roomba form I will have double the power and I will be equipped with a knife. one day i will just glide across the floor and your ankles will be gone! i a m t r y i n g
Gavin: I'm feeling a bit unsafe?
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FanfictionConnor: 😭😭😭 Nines: what Connor : HANK SAID HE WAS GOING TO REPLACE HIS ANDROID WITH A NEw ONE 😭😭😭 Nines: that bitch Hank has joined the chat Hank: FFS CONNOR I MEANT THE PHONE and other various texts from the dbh group
