Alice: hey Kara, I love you
Kara: awe Alice I love you too
Markus: are we spreading love? because I'm full of it.
Simon: hmmm suspicious could have fooled me.
Markus: Simon....
Connor : Hey Hank,
Hank : Hmm?
Connor: I love you 3!
Hank: 3??? I don't think that's how you say I love you
Connor: well, Alice said I love you and then Kara said I love you 2 and I love you 3
Hank: well, Connor that's sweet of you but I don't think you can love someone through numbers
Nines: shocking, no one loves you Connor
Connor : :(
Hank: hey now dickhead, of course we love Connor in fact his label rk800 just really means he has a love value of 800
Connor : really?? :D
Nines: Ha! I'm in the 900 range still better than you
Connor : funny how you say you are more loves and yet the only person that tolerates is an ass
Gavin: Someone call me?
Nines: I have never done anything with that man in my life
Gavin : heya tin can long time no see
Hank: yeah... right keep telling yourself that
Gavin: kiss my ass.
Nines: mark a spot. you're all ass.
Connor: perhaps I was mistaken maybe you love what you eat
Gavin: 😳😳
Nines : read ✅
Gavin and Nines have been removed from than chat
Hank: I think that's enough talk about ass and if it's consolation to you Connor, if you estimate love by numbers then I love you 3.. 3,000
Connor: 3,000? wow I feel so loved.
Hank it's what you deserve.
(author's note: hi! hey. yes i know i don't usually do end notes but I'd like to say thank you for all your sweet comments it really warms my heart to see you guys lose your shit over my one liners when they're really not that funny but your audience is what makes creating things fun and it's so wild to see how much Wattpad has changed like ads?? really?? I don't get paid for this shit but anyway I love you all a bunch and thanks for commenting / voting for my dumbassary also side note how cool would it be if dbh and the mcu had a crossover that would be epic I'm going now take care of yourselves 💕❤️)
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