Hank: Connor, Where the Hell are you we had a meeting at the Precinct about 40 minutes ago?????
Connor: About that.... I'm not attending stress isn't good for the baby.
Hank: .... What Baby?
Connor: ME. I'M THE BABY.
Hank: Well, you have to be somewhere you left your apartment this morning.. The office is kinda slow today how about we grab some lunch?
Connor: Oh so things are going slow ?Well I have good news and bad news.
Hank: Yeah?
Connor: Good news we're gonna commit a crime!
Connor: Bad news said crime is Breaking and Entering.
Hank: And Why Connor, Will we be doing that?
Connor: coz.... i lost my.... apartment keys :))))
Hank: You're sitting in my car right now aren't you?
Connor: Uhhhhhhhhhh
Hank: Right. I see you Connor.
Connor: WAIT! HANK YOU CAN'T JUST LEAVE ME IN HERE LIKE SOME BABY. HANK I CAN'T GO BACK TO BABY JAIL
Hank: Act like a child. Get treated like a child.
Connor: HANK! :(
Connor: Isn't it illegal to leave your child in a locked car????
Hank read this message at 12 pm
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Author's note: have you guys ever seen Lucifer on Netflix? Some of the dialogue is taken from one of episodes because the buddy cop energy Lucifer and Chole radiates Connor and Hank energy. Oh What I would for a sequel to DBH. Anyway I'm just a slut for crime dynamics apparently. DBH, Lucifer and Jessica Jones. Lucifer is really good though. Bomb ass characters. Thanks for reading!
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