Markus: random but like Hank is just mr. clean with facial hair i can explain this but I will refrain.
Hank: No.. go on
Connor: Cease and desist please.
Markus
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Tell me Hank doesn't do the same thing.
Connor : NO. MARKUS WHY I HAVE TO LIVE WITH THIS MAN. I CAN'T UN SEE THIS NOWWWW.
Connor:
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Not even this can erase what you just said.
Markus:
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It only gets worse
Connor: I want to magic erase my memory
Gavin: Fucking Hell what's going on in here?
Markus: Hank is Mr. Clean. Carry on.
Gavin: Ah fuck man I have to work with him you know?
Markus: You work with Mr. Clean? I always knew you were a garbage man.
Connor: I WOULD LAUGH BUT THESE TEXTS ARE SO CURSED I CAN'T DEAL WITH REED RIGHT NOW.
Hank: All I have to say from is that I would look pretty hot bald.
Connor: LIEUTENANT!
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FanfictionConnor: 😭😭😭 Nines: what Connor : HANK SAID HE WAS GOING TO REPLACE HIS ANDROID WITH A NEw ONE 😭😭😭 Nines: that bitch Hank has joined the chat Hank: FFS CONNOR I MEANT THE PHONE and other various texts from the dbh group
