Connor: WHOEVER CALLS ME A BABY IM SORRY I HAVE TO SAY THIS. BUT ABSOLUTELY GET BENT
Markus: damn calm down baby
Connor: NO!
Simon: you called?
Markus: not you, baby.
Connor: GET A ROOM I'M THROWING A TANTRUM
Gavin: What's got your diaper in a twist,Baby-Alive?
Connor: Well, I was going out to eat with Hank, right and the waitress comes up and says "Oh it is so lovely to see father-son bonding time these days. " I'M NOT HANK'S SON AND I'M STRESSED.
Gavin: Well, Hank is a dad so it's not worth being pressed about it.
Connor: YOU SAY THAT UNTIL YOU REMEMBER THAT ONE OFFICE PARTY I DRUNKENLY KISSED HANK UNDER THE MISTLETOE WHEN I KNEW FOR FACT THAT IT WASN'T MISTLETOE. IT WAS MOLDY CHEESE THAT WAS STUCK TO THE CEILING BECAUSE YOUUUUUU THROUGH UP THERE,,,, but anyway let's not get into that.
North: that's alright I kissed Kara on New Year's right in front of Luther.
Kara: North!
North: In my defense I was very drunk and we're very very bisexual.
Hank: That's it. gay baby jail for all of you.
Markus: Excuse me I thought I said no cops at pride?
Hank: it's not June.
Markus: And? I'm gay and I'm proud.
Gavin: Wait a minute Hank are you.... y'know *wears plaid noise*
Hank: UH I'll get back to on that... Why are are you asking Reed? You're boyfriend not back from commission yet?
Gavin: Boyfriend? I'm NOT GAY ME??? NOOOO WAY JOSÈ. WHERE WOULD GET AN IDEA LIKE THAT?
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Nines: hey little bitch.
Gavin: shit.
Connor: Let's get back to what is important: Me. Not being a baby.
Hank: Oh you are 100%. baby.
Connor: OKAY SURE I AM ~BABY~,,, but Do I look like a baby? You know fresh out the womb, gremlin looking little shit????
Hank: No Connor you look like a grown man.
Connor: THANK YOU, HANK.GLAD WE CAN DISCUSS THINGS LIKE ADULTS.
Gavin: weren't you like created 3 years ago?
Connor: that's besides the point!
Look all I want is a full sized burger and when the waitress says "Would you like the the kid's menu sweetie??? :)))))
I just want to point at my face and say LOOK I'M A 6'0 MAN SHAPED BEING WITH FOREHEAD WRINKLES AND SLIGHT STUBBLE, BUT YES CAN I HAVE THE PRIZE THAT COMES WITH IT TOO? IF NOT I'LL SEE YOU IN COURT SWEATIE 💦💦💦💦
Simon: damn Connor what did happy meals ever do to you?
Markus: he got the wrong toy.
Connor: :(
Simon: the waitress must have thought your forehead wrinkles were some good wifi or something
Connor: >:-(
Markus: ahahaha what a baby.
Connor: you know what fuck you guys 😔✌️I may be a baby but at least I'm not a clown.
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FanfictionConnor: 😭😭😭 Nines: what Connor : HANK SAID HE WAS GOING TO REPLACE HIS ANDROID WITH A NEw ONE 😭😭😭 Nines: that bitch Hank has joined the chat Hank: FFS CONNOR I MEANT THE PHONE and other various texts from the dbh group
