Connor: 😭😭😭
Nines: what
Connor : HANK SAID HE WAS GOING TO REPLACE HIS ANDROID WITH A NEw ONE 😭😭😭
Nines: that bitch
Hank has joined the chat
Hank: FFS CONNOR I MEANT THE PHONE
and other various texts from the dbh group
Connor : did you know that heelys are illegal in some states
Gavin: Hey dumbass, aren't you supposed to be working?
Connor: aren't you supposed to be working on your attitude? Mind your business.
Gavin: HANK PLEASE COME COLLECT YOUR ROOMBA.
Connor: I don't even have wheels
Gavin: ???
Hank has entered the chat
Connor: BUT WITH A PAIR OF HEELYS I COULD HAVE WHEELS ON MY HEELS, WHEELIES FOR MY HEELYS
Hank: Connor... We've talked about this that's illegal especially at my house I will arrest you for your own safety.
Connor : Hank, you and I both know I'm above the law.
Hank: fair enough. but still no heelys Connor I'm serious!
Gavin: yeah better try some twinkle toes first mister.
Connor: you're just bitter because your parents never let you have glow in the dark shoes as a child and now the only thing you stomp are people's dreams :(
Gavin: you're a robot
Connor: And what about it? Maybe I like to roll while I sparkle and I glow.
Hank: yeah Gavin maybe you need some twinkle toes might brighten something in your brain.
Connor: actually I want a pair of
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MOON SHOES
Hank: NO!!! That's an ankle break and and a face plant waiting to happen. I had these as a kid.
Connor; I feel no pain but I can jump to the moon.
Gavin : God I'm having early gen z kid flashbacks right now Connor those don't even work.
Hank: maybe try a house shoe or something more low key?
Connor: okay what about these car slippers that say KA CHOW every time I step on them
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Hank: Only if you get me a pair as well.
Gavin: if you let him where those to work I will kill you
Hank: read ✅
*a loud but distant ka chow ! can be heard as Connor and Hank make their way to their desks the very next day*
