minecraft irl

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Hank : hey Connor

Connor: yes Hank?

Connor : ?

Hank *pissed drunk hours later*: when u see the world u see like dirt n trees n shit is it like Minecraft?

Connor: Hank I have ultra deluxe high  definition cameras for eyes I see  the same as you if not better

Hank: k but like lower the quality like a fuck ton you'll start seeing pixels

Connor: .. okay.

Connor : HOLY SHIT. HOLY SHIT HANK. EVERYTHING IS SO SQUARE I CAN'T YOU'RE A FUNKY LITTLE CUBE MAN.  YOU CAN BREAK DIRT. why can I suddenly do this?

Hank: outside is like minecraft in real life..

connor: I may or may have not had just mined the kitchen table

Hank... epic.


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