Hank : hey Connor
Connor: yes Hank?
Connor : ?
Hank *pissed drunk hours later*: when u see the world u see like dirt n trees n shit is it like Minecraft?
Connor: Hank I have ultra deluxe high definition cameras for eyes I see the same as you if not better
Hank: k but like lower the quality like a fuck ton you'll start seeing pixels
Connor: .. okay.
Connor : HOLY SHIT. HOLY SHIT HANK. EVERYTHING IS SO SQUARE I CAN'T YOU'RE A FUNKY LITTLE CUBE MAN. YOU CAN BREAK DIRT. why can I suddenly do this?
Hank: outside is like minecraft in real life..
connor: I may or may have not had just mined the kitchen table
Hank... epic.
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FanfictionConnor: 😭😭😭 Nines: what Connor : HANK SAID HE WAS GOING TO REPLACE HIS ANDROID WITH A NEw ONE 😭😭😭 Nines: that bitch Hank has joined the chat Hank: FFS CONNOR I MEANT THE PHONE and other various texts from the dbh group