Connor: 😭😭😭
Nines: what
Connor : HANK SAID HE WAS GOING TO REPLACE HIS ANDROID WITH A NEw ONE 😭😭😭
Nines: that bitch
Hank has joined the chat
Hank: FFS CONNOR I MEANT THE PHONE
and other various texts from the dbh group
Connor: y'know what i'm going take ME time and by me time I mean if no one's gonna pay attention to me. that's fine. I'll just scream in the woods somewhere. Become one with the trees. Restore the forest
Hank: Connor we live metropolitan City there's no trees.
Connor: then i shall raise a tree from a sapling and won't come back until then.
Gavin: god, you're such a piece of work.
Connor: I WILL BECOME A TREE G O D.
Hank: no.
Gavin: no.
Kara: no.
Markus: no. Nines: no.
Connor: YEs. I think the fresh air will be good for me.
Gavin: fuck it man, tin can has lost it. consider this this my two week vacation notice.
Connor: ah yes being one with nature is self care do be careful Reed.
Gavin: yeahhhhh no. it's 100 percent to get away from you.
Connor: Hank, arrest Gavin for murder.
Hank: .... murder?
Connor: my respect for him just died and he's killing my vibe. He has no respect for plants.
Hank: can there be like one moment between you two that's just not fucking weird.
Gavin: afraid not. Tin can just has too many screws loose.
Connor: GET HIS ASS. I WILL NOT TAKE THIS DISRESPECT.
Nines: bold of you to assume anyone wants his ass.
Markus: Gavin has an ass?
Connor: HE'S AN ASS.
Hank: Con... You're a pain in my ass. And have you ever heard the expression treat people the way you want to be treated and. sticks and stones may break my bones but –
Connor: CHAINS AND WHIPS EXCITE ME.
Hank: every day we stray further from the light.
Gavin: if Connor wants to play stripper in the woods. Fine. But I won't have part of it.
Connor: is that supposed to nuture the tree? I guess I could I soothe the plant by serenading it with Rhianna.
Hank: I might just follow Reed and settle that vacation on the beach this weekend or something looks like we all need a break. Connor– just don't destroy the earth and create the live action remake of Wall-E or something.
Connor: oh okay.. I don't think me making friends with plants or becoming stripper will cause the apocalypse but I guess have a safe trip Hank!
Hank: I have no say in the matter.
Connor: die then.
a week later
Connor: UHHHHH GUYS I FOUND A PLANT ON TOP OF A STRIPPER ??? WHAT DO???
Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.
Hank:
Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.
