Connor: Hank, you are the tallest lesbian I've ever seen
Hank: Connor.... I think you're mistaken.
Connor: No! No! according to lesbian appearances you're excessive tacky shirts, large jackets and plaid flannels: you are a lesbian.
Markus : Maybe you're mixing up Hank with a Lumberjack?
Connor: who said lesbians can't cut down trees?
Hank: for christ sake.blue haired Traci: somebody say lesbians ?
Markus : *lesbEEians because you know bees live in trees
Connor: OH FUCK ALL LESBIANS ARE LUMBERJACKS THAT SAVE THE BEES
Traci: LOVE TREES, TIDDIES, AND SAVE THE BEES
LOVE TREES, TIDDIES, AND SAVE THE BEESHank: what does this have to do with me being a lesbian?
Traci: at this rate hank I'm going to be you in 30 years we kinda have the same hair cut. that's what I aspire to be. Tall, and most importantly a friend of plaid.
Hank : so i'm an honorable mention to the lesbians?
Traci: yes but only because when I saw you from behind I thought you were one my old tall lesbian friend
Connor: SEE I TOLD HANK HE WAS A TALL LESBIAN.
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