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Connor: Hank, you are the tallest lesbian I've ever seen

Hank: Connor.... I think you're mistaken.

Connor: No! No! according to lesbian appearances you're excessive tacky shirts, large jackets and plaid flannels:  you are a lesbian.

Markus : Maybe you're mixing up Hank with a Lumberjack?

Connor: who said lesbians can't cut down trees?

Hank: for christ sake.

blue haired Traci: somebody say lesbians ?

Markus : *lesbEEians because you know bees live in trees

Connor: OH FUCK ALL LESBIANS ARE LUMBERJACKS THAT SAVE THE BEES

Traci: LOVE TREES, TIDDIES, AND SAVE THE BEES  LOVE TREES, TIDDIES, AND SAVE THE BEES

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Traci: LOVE TREES, TIDDIES, AND SAVE THE BEES
LOVE TREES, TIDDIES, AND SAVE THE BEES

Hank: what does this have to do with me being a lesbian?

Traci: at this rate hank  I'm going to be you in 30 years we kinda have the same hair cut.  that's what I aspire to be.  Tall, and most importantly a friend of plaid. 

Hank : so i'm an honorable mention to the lesbians?

Traci: yes but only because when I saw you from behind I thought you were one my old tall  lesbian friend

Connor: SEE I TOLD HANK HE WAS A TALL LESBIAN.


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