Connor: 😭😭😭
Nines: what
Connor : HANK SAID HE WAS GOING TO REPLACE HIS ANDROID WITH A NEw ONE 😭😭😭
Nines: that bitch
Hank has joined the chat
Hank: FFS CONNOR I MEANT THE PHONE
and other various texts from the dbh group
Hank: it's not every day you get decked by a robot.
Connor is typing...
Gavin: Tin can???? Hit you??? What the actual fuck??
Hank: I'm alright probably had it coming honestly. I poked myself in the eye this morning and stumbled in on Connor half drunk, right and Connor was doing the ol razzle dazzle to the dusty books shelves and his wingspan just whacked me in the face No harm done! I'm completely fine.
Hank: just felt like running into a glass door that's all
Gavin: Well, can opener? Got anything to say for yourself? Knowing you, you probably did it on purpose
Connor: *with sweaty hands* Lieutenant I–
Connor: *can't function enough to say Are you okay?? or I'M SO FUCKING SORRY* ...
Connor: ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY????
Hank: Excuse me?!!!
Connor: NO. I didn't mean that!
Connor has left the group.
*24 hours later*
Hank:
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Connor! Please come back take off the bubble wrap for Christ sake I know you didn't mean it. Reed's just an asshole. I was joking! It's okay!
Gavin: hey don't blame me! looks like you messed up a perfectly good Michelin Man look at him! He has anxiety!
Hank: I can't him to come out of bubble wrap .. he's going feral.
Connor has joined the group
Connor: after some recollections over my recent actions, I have become one with the bubble and it had wrapped it's way around my heart. To live safely,. I must be soft. I must wrap myself to protect you from me. I live by these words nows,. Do no harm but take no shit and Hank I hope you can forgive me 😭😭😭😭
Hank: Hey Connor,
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We match now :)
Connor:
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