Connor: 😭😭😭
Nines: what
Connor : HANK SAID HE WAS GOING TO REPLACE HIS ANDROID WITH A NEw ONE 😭😭😭
Nines: that bitch
Hank has joined the chat
Hank: FFS CONNOR I MEANT THE PHONE
and other various texts from the dbh group
Connor: IF I SEE ONE OF YOU LITTLE SLUTS OUT AND ABOUT IN PUBLIC AGAIN WHILE MR. CORONA VIRUS IS WILDING YOU WILL CATCH THESE HANDS...from a permitted distance because of social distancing, but still.
Hank: Connor you're a robot you can't even get sick.
Connor: well yes, but also no. I still carry germs and so do you Hank SO I BETTER NOT FIND YOU AT JIMMY'S BAR AGAIN OR I WILL SQUARE UP.
Hank: Hey, Hey I may drink but I drink as an introvert–
Connor: After years of claiming introversion as a personality trait and talking about how much you love being a snuggly widdle blanket in the rain with a cup of cocoa and a book, we’re finding out the this quarentine circle is full of fake bitches who can’t go 24 hours without licking the floor in a crowded bar and then sneezing on a passing octogenarian with an oxygen tank.
Connor: that being said, EXTROVERTS DON'T INTERACT. Introverts keep winning
Gavin: Shut the hell up. You really want to talk about LICKING things Connor??? You??
Connor: Listen ... It's a DNA analyzer You 👀 nasty ass man I know it was you who bought all the toilet paper and I know for a fact you didn't wash your hands before the pandemic. nasty. dirty gremlin man.
Hank: why do you need all that toilet paper anyway, Reed?
Connor: He's full of shit.
Hank: Connor.
Nines: toilet paper really do be looking tasty.
Connor: I'm just going to pretend you didn't say that So, how's everyone else with dealing with quarantine?
Markus: We simply are not.
Simon: I've gone completely feral I haven't seen people in weeks.
Blue-haired Tracy: I've done some questionable things to my hair.
North: I'm on my third mental break down.
Kara: I walked into the store and saw that there wasn't soup in the soup aisle and cried.
Alice: I've sung happy birthday so much while washing my hands have to be at least 3,000 years old.
Connor: Good! Look I know the world is on fire right now but we'll get through it. Just stay inside and wash your hands. Us introverts are literally just vibing this is our day to day to day routine we'll get through it I know we will :)
Gavin: you say that until Corona becomes a downloadable computer virus.
Connor: shit.
*Connor, 17 days into self quarentine*
Connor: SOMEONE PLEASE TALK TO ME. I FEEL VERY ALONE. I TAKE IT BACK, introvertism isn't all that. I realize now that I like being alone, but after days of not seeing people I'M ABOUT TO LOSE IT.
Hank: Jesus Connor, you're alright. Have a picture of Sumo to calm down.
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