Gavin: do we really have to go out to eat with everyone?
Hank: Do we have to use our phones at the table?
Connor: Hey some of us like to look at something other than people eating food while we eat.
Gavin: yeah, Connor because that 10 hour video of that feret looks more appetizing than the shit they serve here.
Connor: .... ah fucking furry.
Gavin: ahahaha look up from your phone you burnt toaster.
Connor: Why
Gavin: 🖕
Nines: pass me a napkin.
Connor: is your arm broken?
Nines: Yours is about to be.
Kara: It's so lovely to finally see you how's the chicken? Is everyone enjoying the chicken?
Hank: Christ I need a drink.
Connor: your cup is half full, Hank?
Hank: empty.
Connor: empty? Like half way??
Hank: empty like my self esteem and my flask at the moment
Markus: that's funny because I'm a half empty kind of guy.. it isn't all that bad but could definitely be worse.
Simon: I'm half full maybe that's why we make a good team :-)
Markus: it seems that Hank just drinks right out of the bottle. Connor wonder why it has to be a cup and North. Well, North breaks the glass when she puts her feet on the table
North: Sup, I'm gay and don't know how to sit.
Connor: ANYWAY. y'know what I don't get? 7 year olds. Do they even have teeth????
Kara: I think by that time they do have teeth yes....
Connor: Oh, so they are weaponized.
Alice: I'm nine and can confirm I had and still have teeth.
Connor: Good for you!
Nines: Connor you're dumb as fuck.
Connor: What are you gonna do Nines ? Stab my last remaining braincell?
Connor: UH OWWWWW?!???
Hank: Did you really have to stab him? Reed get your toy under control.
Gavin: what you expect someone to say "what are you gonna do stab me?" and not expect a stabbing like c'mon
North:... that's uh that's fair.
Connor: BUT 28 TIMES?!!!!
Connor: I get it now Nines, you're just mad because you're ugly.
Nines: Connor you and I have the exact same face.
Connor: EXACTLY.
Hank: I swear on my life I'm never going out to eat with any of you again if you don't just shut up and eat your food.
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FanfictionConnor: 😭😭😭 Nines: what Connor : HANK SAID HE WAS GOING TO REPLACE HIS ANDROID WITH A NEw ONE 😭😭😭 Nines: that bitch Hank has joined the chat Hank: FFS CONNOR I MEANT THE PHONE and other various texts from the dbh group
