Hank: what is a synonym for flamethrower?
Gavin: weapon, gun, hairspray and a lighter I really don't think there is one.
Connor: Consider this: a "Heat Yeeter"
Hank: A HEAT WHat Now
Gavin: I think he said heat yeeter as in you throw the heat ah shit heat... flame I get it now.
Hank: Connor, I S2G if you some how have a fucking flamethrower equipped in your code I will beat your ass.
Connor: initiating Heat Yeeter model 2.0
Hank: CONNOR WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK YOUR BURNING DOWN THE BREAK ROOM
Gavin: wait a minute before you stop let me grab some stuff to make a s'more
Connor: I'M SORRY HANK IT'S VOICE ACTIVATED AND GAVIN'S OVER HERE BURNING HIS MARSHMALLOW LIKE A MENACE. DON'T YELL AT ME IM FRAGILE.
Gavin: in tin can's defense, he does make a pretty kick ass s'more when he's commiting arson, and btw golden brown marshmallows are for cowards with too much time on their hands.
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