Gavin: "I'll speak French between your legs" is the hottest thing I've ever been told.
Nines: It's true I speak all languages! Accents included.
Connor; Okay 1. Gross and 2. factually incorrect because if we're gonna talk about hot let me tell you that it seems that the highest possible known temperature is 142 nonillion kelvins (1032 K.). This is the highest temperature and where does this come from? dwarf stars. So, if anyone wants to see stars tonight give me a call ;)
Markus: I'm just picturing someone screaming "BONJOUR" at a penis.
North: : "SACRE BLEU MADEMOISELLE This really butters my baguette! HON HON HON, TITTY CROISSANTS!"
Kara: TIDDY CROISSANTS !!! PFFFFT
North: mom amour for bread and boobs is never ending.
Connor: Pardon my French– but what the absolute fuck guys
Nines: what your French game weak Connor? Try to make up a pickup line.
Simon: OOOOOO I HAVE ONE! Yo Markus! are you feeling the heat between us because I think we could make a creme BRO-lee together
Markus: Bro....💕💕
Simon: bro!❤️❤️❤️
Connor: there's no such thing as a sexy French word because French is what happens when let people spell words without common sense.
Connor: but I do suppose I have one... french thing to say
Nines: Go on...
Connor: Are you a French Dessert and or Breakfast food ?
Connor: because you make me feel less like CREPE. :( 💕
Nines: that joke was crepe
Nines: CRAP! I MEANT CRAP. IT WASN'T FUNNY. DIDN'T LAUGH.
Gavin: you all are a big sack of macaroons.
Hank*tired and done with everyone's shit* none of you should be getting laid.
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FanfictionConnor: 😭😭😭 Nines: what Connor : HANK SAID HE WAS GOING TO REPLACE HIS ANDROID WITH A NEw ONE 😭😭😭 Nines: that bitch Hank has joined the chat Hank: FFS CONNOR I MEANT THE PHONE and other various texts from the dbh group
