Connor: I LOVE YOU
Connor: and YOU , AND YOU.
Nines: who the hell are you taking to?
Connor: Nines! My main robot bro, my ro bro whoever called you nines got it that all wrong my dude you'll always be at the most, a 9.5 in my book pal.
Nines: thanks? 🤔
Gavin: what in the fresh hell is going on in here?
Connor: Gavin!! So estatic to see you I see you finally took a shower? Green apple shampoo? gotta love that! 👉😎👉
Gavin: what the fuck.
Kara and Alice have entered the chat
Connor: Kara, DON'T LET ANYONE ONE CALL YOU A SNACK.
Kara: ??? I think if anyone consumed me they must have servere iron deficiency.
Connor: BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT JUST A SNACK YOU'RE THE WHOLE DAMN VENDING MACHINE.
Kara: Connor that's very kind of you Connor but I'm a tad bit confused–
Connor: Alice! Hey you little munchkin when's the last time you loved yourself?
Alice: ... two days ago
Connor: We gotta work on that champ okay? ☺️
Alice:okay, 😊 thanks Connor
Simon has entered the chat
Connor: Hey Simon, Where's Markus?
Simon: Ah, he's out of town. I think his phone got disconnected but I'm here now.
Connor: Ok, Simon Says.
Simon: What?
Connor: No Simon says I love myself.
Simon: Wait no I don't.
Connor: Fine ,Simon says, touch your nose.
Simon: 👉👃
Connor: don't love yourself.
Simon: I don't need some to say that I already don't.
Connor: WELL, CONNOR SAYS THAT'S RIGHT BITCH, I SAID LOVE YOURSELF BECAUSE I LOVE YOU AND THIS ONE WAY TICKET ON THE VALIDATION TRAIN. I'M A THREAT.🔫
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Simon *with sweaty palms* okay I love myself.
Connor: okay, great thanks! 💕💖💞💕💖❤️🔫💕💕💞💕💕🔫🔫💕💕💕💕better keep it up!🔫🔫💖
Gavin: are we going to address whatever love bug tin can over here has going on today. He's like aggressively nice like what the fuck is going on.
Nines: I think he's defective.
Connor, from the lounge area cheering on the Roomba underneath the couch: WAY TO GO LITTLE BUDDY YOU PUT THE "SUCC" IN SUCCESSFUL
Gavin: I mean look at him, I wonder how Hank is dealing with this.
Connor: OH FUCK HOW COULD I FORGET HANK?
Connor: HANK I HAVEN'T TOLD YOU I LOVE AND APPRECIATED YOU IN 24 HOURS HAVE I TOLD YOU HOW GREAT YOU ART, HANK I WROTE A WHOLE SPEECH HANK PLEASE REPLY HANK YOUR A TOP NOTCH MAN JUST LET ME TELL HANK! HANK! THE SPEECH. DID I MENTION I HAVE A SPEECH PREPARED.
Hank read this message at 9:05 pm ✅
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FanfictionConnor: 😭😭😭 Nines: what Connor : HANK SAID HE WAS GOING TO REPLACE HIS ANDROID WITH A NEw ONE 😭😭😭 Nines: that bitch Hank has joined the chat Hank: FFS CONNOR I MEANT THE PHONE and other various texts from the dbh group
