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is that a weed

Connor: HANK! HANK! I FOUND THE GOOD KUSH.

Hank: this is the dollar store how good could it be

Connor: We're in your living room right now? I'm talking about the cushion on the couch? The GOOD CUSH?

Hank: Oh. carry on then.

North: DID SOMEONE SAY WEED.

Connor: there's plenty of weeds outside?

Markus: God could you imagine Conno, High? you probably fall into the paranoid category. There's really silly, annoying, hunger of giant whale,  paranoid, and just straight vibing.

Simon: or gay vibing

Markus: bro... who am i to discriminate come kiss me bro i'm high.

Hank: if you haven't noticed there's a whole red ice thing sweeping the nation and so I simply do not vibe with marijuana or anything it does to you.

Gavin: .... Good thing you didn't eat those pot brownies I put in the break room...right Hank??

Hank:... I may have overstepped on some laws a time or two.

Connor: HANK YOU'RE A COP.

HANK: Ah. y'know sometimes it be like 911 WHAT YOU SMOKING?? and someone gets the police. it's chill. on occasion. makes movies funny.

Connor: HANK THINK ABOUT THE CHILDREN. ALL THIS TIME I THOUGHT YOU WERE JUST HIGH ON LIFE. AND WHEN YOU SAID MARIJUANA I THOUGHT YOU SAID MARRIED IGUANAS. HANK. THEY'RE MARRIED :( IGUANAS GETTING MARRIED.

Gavin: all this time Connor I thought you were on pot because of the way you act.

Connor: no. I'm just like this.

Connor: BUT HANK GIVE ME ONE GOOD REASON YOU CAN JUSTIFY SMOKING WEED.

Hank: 420. Blaze it

Connor: another one.

Hank: 420 69

Markus: Nice

North: Nice

Simon: Nice.

Kara: Nice.

Connor: KARA NOT YOU TOO WHERE DO YOU GET YOUR WEED?

Kara: I know a guy.

Connor: WHO

Kara: Ralph.

Connor: NO.

Hank: I think it is important to say that drugs are not cool to any impressionable young people out there, but we're adults here. it's just weed. But you know what's not cool? Vaping.

Gavin: FUCK VAPING. THAT'S YOUR GATE WAY DRUG RIGHT THERE.

Connor: YEAH.

Connor: I VAPE WHEN IT'S COOL OUTSIDE AND MY BREATH'S CONDENSING INTO A CLOUD. I GOT MAD VAPE TRICKS BRO. but only in the winter .. or if I get stuck in the freezer again.

Nines: I don't vape just to flex on the people with air pockets in their lungs.

Connor: wow.

Connor: ... I'm going to get some weed.

Hank: Well go on then.

Hank: IS THAT A WEED? IS THAT ACTUALLY WEEDS IN MY HOUSE? CONNOR PLEASE STOP SMOKING ACTUAL GRASS. IT'S JUST SLANG FOR WEED. AND FOR CRYING OUT LOUD STOP BRINGING YELLOW DANDELIONS IN THE HOUSE. THAT'S THE WRONG TYPE OF WEED.

Connor: did you know that you color with yellow dandelions on the sidewalk? that's nice. It's distracts me from the fact I will never find the good kush :( and that I can't a 4:20 screenshot before it's too late :(

Hank: Connor–

Connor: Can't a man just not do drugs,  vape,(unless it's freezing outside and you can see my breath)

Hank: that's actually pretty cool.

Connor: Well, Yes, scientifically it has to be almost freezing to see my breath so it's very cool.

Hank: yeah you got it.

Connor: AND can't a man just buy candy cigarettes even though they taste like chalk  while looking over the city with regret in my eyes?

Gavin: Y'know what tin can? You just made me quit smoking. cool points to you  I guess

Connor: :D I SEE THIS AS AN ABSOLUTE WIN