James: *strips out of clothes and jumps in shower with her*
Me: I'm gonna wash up, baby..
James: I will too, I suppose. Haha. *almost falls asleep and eyes are bloodshot*
Me: Babe? *pulls you out of shower and puts you in robe* *sighs and carries you to my bed* Sweet dreams, baby..*walks back to shower while you snore*
*Sal shows up while I'm in shower*
Sal: *knocks on door* Anyone home?
Me: *hears it and shuts off water* *dries off and slips on robe*
Sal: *hears James snoring his eyes out* Tsk, tsk, tsk..*waits*
Me: Hey, Sal. What's up?
Sal: Nothing. I just want to know why Nikki came home saying she loved James and not me..
Me: *gets all red faced* *eyes scream fire* SHE SAID WHAT NOW?!?!?!?!?
Sal: Sh, sh!! I'm sorry! I shouldn't have said anything!
Me: Damn right, you shouldn't have! *kicks him in the balls and slams door, waking James up*
James: Babe, are you okay?
Me: *starts crying*
James: Babe?!? *opens door to see Sal standing there* Sal?! WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO HER?!?
Sal: Nothing! I just said-
Me: DON'T YOU DARE SAY ANOTHER WORD, SALVATORE VULCANO!
Sal: Whoa. She's never real named me before. She's pissed.
James: Go finish your shower, babe. I want to talk to Sal..
Me: *walks back to bathroom crying*
James: *tightens robe and steps out, shutting door behind me* What did you say to her?
Sal: It's just that I was wanting to know why Nikki came home saying she loved you and not me..
James: Oh..Nikki showed up here and attempted to get between me and Annika. I kicked her out.
Sal: Oh...
James: Sal, I-
Sal: No, no. It's fine. It's not like I wanted a hot woman to spend the rest of my life with.
James: Sal. I'll talk to her.
Sal: Fine.
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I'm In Love With A Joker: Part 1
RomanceImpractical Jokers love story. It all starts with two friends who start a webcam series, called "J and A". James Murray was a normal 38 year old man, Annika, only a mear 37, she was the camera girl. She got things done around there. They brought in...
