I'm In Love With A Joker: Part 30

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Joe: Okay, I have your wedding gift, Jameson. *laughs*

James: Yeahhh, don't call me that.

Joe: Well, then. Anyways, I got you a box of large condoms and some Bosley hair growing products.

James: *gives him the middle finger* I vote that "Worst Gifts Ever"! Haha.

Joe: At least I tried! *laughs and pats James on the back*

James: *walks over and sits by Annika* What's wrong, babe? *hands you box of condoms* Joe's worst gifts ever. Well, the condoms, not so much. But, the Bosley hair cair shit..Yeah.

Me: *laughs* Nothing is wrong. I just really love you.

James: Oh..That's a shame..Because I love you more! *picks her up out of her chair like a princess and carries her to the stage with a glass* Ahem. Attention, everyone! *sets her down beside me* I would like to make a toast! To my beautiful wife, Annika. She is my beautiful wife, boss and..I just really love her. I will never cheat on her with any other woman. She's the only woman I will ever be in love with. I raise my glass in honor of my beautiful wife! *drinks*

*Everyone Else Drinks*

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