Me: You know what. You can stay outside. *slams door*
James: Whaaat?
Brian: I knew you shouldn't have gotten drunk. Come on. You can stay with me and Cass.
James: Can I hold myself? *eyes droop and slumps over on Q*
Brian: No, buddy. Come on. *drags him to the extra room and keeps him in bed* Sleep.
(Morning)
James: My head.. Q..?! *gets up and slips out* *heads home and knocks on door*
Me: Ugh. *opens door* What? -_-
James: What happened?
Me: You were drunk. Wtf do you think?
James: *looks down at feet*
Me: *sighs* Get in here.. Sal's here..
James: Hey, Sal.
Sal: Hey..
Me: I brought him in. Brian was right, you guys do flirt when you're drunk. Honestly, I thought it was hilarious, but I was pissed at the same time. I had to drive you assholes home.
James: Yeah, sorry about that. *kisses my head*
Sal: Sorry.
Me: *sighs*
James: :/ Sooo..?
Sal: So?
Me: What..?
Sal: I think it's time for a Five Nights at Freddy's 2 YouTube video! :3
Me: ..Alright. *grabs camera, microphone, and laptop* *turns on facecam* Hey, hey, hey, DJ's! It's FoxyTheDJPirate here! Today I am joined by my husband, BonnieTheFerret and my friend SallyTheBear. Go subscribe to them! ANYWAYS!! Today we will be playing night 4 of FNaF 2!
James: Also, night 4 is a bitch. So, yeah.
Sal: True.
Me: *starts game and adjusts camera* Okay. Damn it, Foxy! It's not even 1:00 AM!! *flashes Foxy away and checks music box* I have a feeling we'll make it. You have faith in me, DJ's?
James: Check the game room.
Sal: Just in case.
Me: Alright. *checks game room and sees Balloon Man is gone* NUUUU!!! *hears his laugh* Such a bitch bag. *checks vents* Not here yet, though. *forgets about music box and hears "Pop Goes the Weasel." SHIT... We're dead.
James: What the fuck is that?
Sal: Marrionette?
Me: Yeah. *he pops up on screen* *has "are you fucking kidding me?" look on face* That's all for today, guys. -_- I'm done with this piece of shit game. *rage quits* Anyways, hit that like button and subscribe to become a DJ today! Byeeeeeeeee! *shuts off camera and laptop*
Sal: Damn, haha.
Me: Should I make another FNaF 2 video after this one is uploaded, orrr?
James: If you want. I'm going back to bed. >^<
Sal: Yeah, I might go too.
Me: *sighs* Alright. Cya, Sal.
Sal: Cya.
Me: *hugs and kisses James* Night.
James: Night. Well, morning actually.
Me: Don't get technical, ha. *yawns* Might go back to bed too.
(Both Walk Into Bedroom)
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