James: Let me order it, baby. You go get cleaned up.
Me: Awe, you're so sweet! *kisses his lips and walks into bathroom*
James: *calls Papa John's*
Girl Over Phone: First and last name please.
James: James Murray.
Girl Over Phone: Okay. What can I get you, Sir?
James: Yes, I will have..Hm, let me check what my girlfriend wants first. *covers phone* Babe! What kind of pizza do you want?
Me: Pepperoni is fine, babe!
James: Okay! *puts hand down* A large pepperoni with maranara sauce is fine, thank you.
Girl Over Phone: Finally, we get a gentlemen around here, sir. Everyone else that calls is just so rude!
James: I feel ya. I had two brothers growing up. I was the only one that came out right, haha!
Girl Over Phone: Haha. I love it! Anyways, sir, that'll be $15.45, but, since you've been so kind, I'll bump it down to $5.21. It'll be ready in 25 minutes! Goodbye.
James: Bye, thank you, ma'am. *hangs up*

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I'm In Love With A Joker: Part 1
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