James: Okay, babe. The pizza will be ready in 25 minutes, she said.
Me: So, you never told me you had brothers..
James: Just never came up, I guess.
Me: Tell me about them. Sorry I'm being so nosey, I just want to pass the time until our pizza is ready.
James: Well, there's Wyatt. He's a jerk, let's just say that. Wyatt is the oldest, then it's Jeff then me. Jeff bullied me all the time, him and Wyatt. Ugh. My childhood sucked, ha!
Me: Well, good thing you have me, baby. *smiles and kisses you*
James: *falls back on couch and lets you fall on top of me* Hah..*smiles*
Me: *phone buzzes in back pocket. Damn it! Can I not get one damn break?!? *answers* What?
Joe Over Phone: Sorry to bother you, but can I use your bathroom? *whines*
Me: Um. What's wrong with your toilet, Joe?
James: Oh, boy. This can't be good. *shakes head, laughing*
Joe Over Phone: It's clogged.
Me: Use the plunger, then!
Joe Over Phone: I don't have a plunger...
Me: Oh, my freaking God, Joe. Just come over here. *hangs up* Let's go get our pizza before he shows up, stinking us out.
James: Good idea. *grabs keys and helps her with her jacket* *walks to car and drives to Papa John's*
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