I'm In Love With A Joker: Part 1

I'm In Love With A Joker: Part 74

(BTW: This is all a few years before Alyssa was born. Don't worry. I'm not making them bad parents, lel.)
James: He's so cute! *pets his back*
Me: I know, right? *pets his chin* Hi, Bonnie. How you doin'? *smiles and kisses his head*
(8:00 PM)
James: I'm gonna take a shower. Maybe we can watch a movie..? You only have tomorrow to spend with me.. *puts head down*
Me: *hugs him* It's fine, baby.. I'll be back in a month or so.. I hope.. *feeds Bonnie* Yeah.. We can watch a movie.
James: A month...?! ..
Me: I'm sorry.. Hey.. We can Skype, I hope. *kisses him on the lips*
James: *puts hands on waist and kisses back* .. *walks to shower and shuts door*
Me: *sighs* *slides down wall to the ground* .. I can't just leave him.. It's a huge gig, but.. *gets interrupted by door opening and shower curtains shutting* *sighs some more*
Sal: *knocks on door*
Me: *answers* Hey.
Sal: Hey. I heard you got a bunny. What's his/her name?
Me: Bonnie. Named after Bonnie from Five Nights at Freddy's. *smiles and looks at Bonnie* Wanna come in? It's freezing out there.
Sal: Sure. *walks inside and strips out of coat and hat* So..
Me: So?
Sal: I'm not making any progress on my YouTube. How do you get all of these subscribers?
Me: I don't know.
Sal: How many do you have, anyway?
Me: *looks at phone* 274,000. ;3;
Sal: Whoa.. I only have..*looks at phone* .. 12......
Me: Whoa. Okay, um. Let's film upstairs since James is in the shower. Okay?
Sal: Okay.
Me: Maybe I can get you more subscribers. We'll have two cameras. One for me, one for you. You brought your microphone, right?
Sal: No.
Me: I have a spare one. It's James'.
Sal: Alright.
Me: We'll sing a Five Nights at Freddy's song. You know the lyrics?
Sal: Yes.
Me: Good. *both go upstairs and set up gear* *both press record* Hello! It's FoxyTheDJPirate and SallyTheBear! Today we will be singing the Five Nights at Freddy's song! As always, we have two cameras. One for me, one for Sally Bear, here. Sal, you start the music!
Sal: Okay. We're waiting every night to finally roam and invite-
Me: Newcomers to play with us. For many years we've been all alone.
Sal: We're forced to be still and play the same songs we've known since that day.
Me: An imposter took our life away. Now we're stuck here to decay!
Sal: Please let us get in!
Me: Don't lock us away!
Sal: We're not what you're thinking.
Me: We are poor little souls-
Sal: -before we lost all control.
Me: Now we're forced here to take that role!
Sal: We've been all alone,
Me: -stuck in our little zone,
Sal: -since 1987!
Me: Join us, be our friend,
Sal: -or just be stuck and defend.
Me: After all you've only got
Sal: Five Nights at Freddyyyyy's! Is this where you wanna beee?
Me: I just don't get iiiitt. Why do you wanna stay?
Sal: Five Nights at Freddyyyyy's! Is this where you wanna beee?
Me: I just don't get iiiitt. Why do you wanna stay?
Sal: Five Nights at Freddyyyyyyyyyyyyyy's, oh! *music plays and short animatronic screech occurs*
Me: We're really quite surprised we get to see you another night.
Sal: You should've looked for another job, you should've said to this place good-bye!
Me: It's like there's so much more-
Sal: Maybe you've been in this place before.
Me: We remember a face like yours, you seem aquainted with those doors!
Sal: Please let us get in!
Me: Don't lock us away!
Sal: We're not what you're thinking.
Me: We are poor little souls-
Sal: Before we lost all control-
Me: Now we're forced here to take that role!
Sal: We've been all alone-
Me: Stuck in our little zone-
Sal: Since 1987!
Me: Join us, be our friend, or just be stuck and defend. After all you've only got-
Sal: Five Nights at Freddyyyyy's! Is this where you wanna beee?
Me: I just don't get iiiitt. Why do you wanna stay?
Sal: Five Nights at Freddyyyyy's! Is this where you wanna beee?
Me: I just don't get iiiitt. Why do you wanna stay?
Sal: Five Nights at Freddyyyyyyyyyyyyyy's, oh! *music plays* ... *full animatronic screech* *song ends*
Me: Subscribe to become a DJ and Bear today! Subscribe to my friends BonnieTheFerret and SallyTheBear!
Sal: Also subscribe to my friends! FoxyTheDJPirate and BonnieTheFerret! *both turn off cameras*