I'm In Love With A Joker: Part 71

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(7:52 PM)
James: Hey, I'm gonna head to Sal's house. You comin' with, or waiting?
Me: I'll come. *both leave*
Sal: Hey, guys. You ready to go?
James and Me: Yep.
Sal: Great! Let's go.
(All Arrive At Bar)
Bartender: Hey, boss.
Sal: Hey, Tyler.
Tyler: What can I get for ya?
Sal: Budlight?
Me: Sure. How many cans exactly?:)
Sal: As many as you want. It's on the house.
Me: Sweet. 2 cans of Budlight for me, thanks.
James: 3 cans. >:)
Sal: 4 cans! >:))
Tyler: Alright, guys. XD So, that'll be 9 cans. *hands them all to us*
(3 Hours Later)
James: Hey, you're lookin' fine, girl. Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
Me: James. Stop. Please. You're drunk.
James: Drunk? Me? No!
Me: -_- Mfg, Murray.
James: Fine lookin' ass you got there. *almost falls*
Me: James Stephen Murray.
Sal: Oh, man, snap! *gets words jumbled up*
Me: I'm driving you two idiots home. Now. *pulls them out to car and drops Sal off, then goes to our house*
James: Hey, girl. This your place!;)
Me: It's our place, asshole.
James: Oh, damn.
(CAN I NOT..)

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