Me: -And then Bessy walked up and said, "If you're comin' to my house, it'll be 100% off!"
(All Laugh)
Waiter: *walks back to table* Okay, you guys ready to order?
James: I think we're ready. You guys?
Brian and Cassie: Yeah.
Waiter: What would you like, sir?
James: Just the burger and fries, please. *passes menu to the waiter*
Waiter: You, ma'am?
Me: Vegetarian platter, please. *hands menu in*
Waiter: You, ma'am?
Cassie: I'll take the steak and fries, please.
Brian: I'll take the shrimp and mac and cheese, please. *both hand menu in*
Waiter: Okay. Your food will be ready shortly. *walks away*
Cassie: I didn't know you were vegetarian?
Me: Yeah. I'm not like my friend Amanda, though..She pressured that animal shit on all my friends. Gah, I got so pissed one night. That's the night we stopped hanging out. She has two boys, Caleb and Elijah. Elijah's a little sweetie. Caleb on the other hand, is just like his mother. *shakes head* Of course, all of us were Atheist.
Brian: Were?
Me: I'm not anymore..Amanda and Caleb are, though..I don't know about Luke, her husband, or Elijah.
James: She was a bitch.
Me: You're tellin' me. She had more tattoos than I do! I have sleeves of tattoos!!
Brian: Haha! That's why we love ya! You're tough and love guy stuff.
Me: Ha, yeah! Look, guys. We won't be able to film anymore for a couple of weeks. I just got a DJ gig for 3 weeks in Rhode Island!!!
Brian, James and Cassie: Congrats!!! *all hug me*
Me: Thanks, guys! *laughs, excitedly*
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