Servamp Oneshots: Group Shenanigans

°- What if... -°

Summary: ....Servamp was just a TV show in their world and the eves and their servamps are just actors

A/N: enjoy this AU, also there are some scenes that are from the anime and some from the manga

Also some ships are hinted at

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Mahiru: [points at Hyde] Kuro..

Kuro: You're right. It's troublesome, though

Kuro: Lawless

Hyde: ...

Kuro: ...

Kuro: If you want to f*** the angel go right on ahead

Licht&Mahiru: [Burst out laughing] PFFFTTAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Hyde: pffth- this is what i get for working with a bunch of idiots [laughs]

Tsurugi: [claps his hands infront of the camera] bloopers everyone! We now have bloopers!

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Misono: it just looks like a solid black bleh-- f***

Tetsu: bleh?? Did you just say bleh??

Mahiru: [laughing hysterically on the ground] AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Sakuya: [pops into screen while snickering] we're professionals everyone

[laughters can be hear behind the camera]

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Tsubaki: [is surrounded by flowers] you know atleast two years ago i would have never thought this would be my life

Kuro: being gay?

Tsubaki: no being a villain that's flower themed

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World end: --letter? Just rip it up and eat it!

Jeje: Why can't you think calmly

Hyde: ... [stares intently at the table]

Kuro: ...you forgot your line didn't you?

Lily: [burst out laughing]

Hyde: i did, i forgot, I've done it. I've done it everybody! I ruined a serious scene!!

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Licht: Wish!! Hyde!!

Hyde: Can i wish you in my bed?

Licht: [snorts] f***, f*** you [snickering]

Mikuni: [from the distance] GAAAYYYY!!!!

Misono: how the hell can we still hear him? He's on the other side of the studio

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Mikuni: Johann-- [slips on railing] OH S*** [falls backwards]

Johann: Please tell me you got that [snickering]

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Tsubaki: [dramatically] I won't let go, Sakuya! I won't let go!

Sakuya: [on the ground with fake blood all over him] [snorts] why the f*** are you quoting goddamn titanic??

Kuro: I'm willing to bet he's been waiting to do that since forever

Tsubaki: i did

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Mahiru: Call my name out!

Kuro: ...

Kuro: ...quoting me in the bedroom?

Cameraman: [snorts]

Mahiru: oh god, Kuro [crouchs down] [snickering into his hand]

Kuro: I had to, you know i had to

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Mikuni: [sipping a cup of tea] The human has to have the vampire under his control

Jeje: You say that as if you're the one who tops

Mikuni: [spits out his tea] [burst out laughing] PFFFTTTHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Mahiru: S*** even he's cracking a jokes

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Mikuni: [sitting on Jeje's shoulder] So this is how you view the world

Kuro: enjoy it while you can, you won't be able to top after this

Tetsu: [snorts] pffthehe!

Lily: so many top and bottom jokes

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Hugh: you must.. musn't! Musn't-!! Why the hell does he have to talk like this?!?

Tsurugi: for someone who only has to voice act a kid you sure do complain alot

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Misono: Just to be clear, we were all straight before we joined this show

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Mahiru: you and i make two-wow even i have to admit that's super gay

Kuro: Have any hetero explanation for this one, Tanaka?

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Licht: you can have him if you want him. I don't want this thing at all [kicks cage]

[POOF]

Tsurugi: [in Hyde's costume] Lawless-chan here~

Kuro:

Mahiru:

Licht:

Hyde: [in the distance] MY COSTUME IS GONE!!

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Hyde: [Hiding behind Licht] We're sorry for-wow your waist is so thin

Licht: stop trying to grope me on camera

Tetsu: that isn't even part of the script

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Kuro: honestly, can this show be anymore gay?

Tanaka: Wanna bet?