BTS Imagines & Reactions II 💘

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I was pacing back and fourth in the orphanage, as I was going to be adopted by a stranger. I looked down at my checkered Vans and thought to myself:

Will I ever be adopted?

Suddenly, the door bursts open to reveal my new mom or dad.

It was Kim Namjoon of BTS????

He had a bloody knife in his hand, so I'm guessing he just killed someone. Typical. He was sweating and out of breath.

"I'm here to adopt you, child," he said as he dropped the knife.

"Yay! Wait, but why did you have the knife?"

"Oh, the traffic was bad. Sorry."

I ran up to hug him and he hugged me back.

"So, does this mean you're my daddy now?"

"I sure am," said Namjoon.

And we lived happily ever after.

I'm so sorry you read this.

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