Spider-Man one shots

Shane Dawson

Peter closed YouTube and looked up at the wall. His eyes were wide and his mind wandered off. Shane Dawson's conspiracy's get to him.

I mean his conspiracies get all of us XD okay I'll go now.

"Peter, Tony is calling you down for dinner." FRIDAY said.

Peter hastily got up and walked down the stars towards the dinning room. As he entered he saw everyone sitting down as Lasagna was being displayed in front of them. The avengers gave soft smiles at Peter but he didn't return them. 'What's the government hiding from us?!' He thought as he took a seat next to Tony.

"Hey Kid... you okay?" Tony asked as he passed Peter his plate with Lasagna on it.

Peter slowly shook his head as he stared straight ahead, scaring Clint who was in front of him.

"What's wrong with your kid Tony?!" Clint asked as he slowly moved his hand back and forth in front of his face. Peter didn't budge instead he looked down at the lasagna.

"What's wrong?" Tony asked with concern spreading across his face. He was ready to grab his suit and kill people just for Peter.

"I- Shane Dawson.." Peter replied making everyone at the table look at him with confused faces spread across them. Peter looked at everyone with a confused/serious face.

You know the face you make when finishing a Shane Dawson cOnSpIrAcY theory as you start to question existence.

"Who's Shane Dawson?" Nat asked getting ready to kill this Shane.

"A YouTuber I just watched his new conspiracy theory and- is the world flat?!" Peter asked.

Everyone smacked there heads and Tony looked at him like he was crazy. "Peter you went to space you saw the Earth!"

"I know but what if that's what the government wants us to think. Shane also said that the avengers are there to stop the glitches in which we see. The monsters are glitches trying to free us from this so called reality we live in." Peter replied as he twisted his fork around.

"Peter you are an avenger and I'm pretty sure you know we don't do that...." Steve said.

"Okay but there is a theory that the government watches us through our phones..." Peter now ate a piece of lasagna but he looked like he was in deep thought. "Mr. Stark care to explain why you put cameras in our phones?!"

"Wh-What?! I didn't add camera recordings to phones!" Tony protested. "Peter who ever this Shane Dawson guy is, well he is crazy!"

"But he also said that Spider-man is part of the government and he tries to pretend he will protect the citizens until he one day will attack." Peter took a sip of his water and the avengers stared at him. Peter is broken!

"Peter YOU ARE SPIDER-MAN! That's not your plan!" Tony replied slowly.

"Or am I?!"

"What's wrong with your kid" Natasha added.

"If I knew I would help him! Peter go lie down and think about everything carefully. Earth is round, we don't help the government with anything, and the government doesn't watch us from our phones." Tony said as he carefully guided Peter to the couch.

"I dunno Shane is never wrong..." Peter replied. "For all I know YOU guys might one day kill me in my sleep."

"It's official Peter is broken." They all sighed and said in unison while Peter still stared at them.

short Ik. I might- key word MIGHT- be posting a lot more stories next week bc that's the only thing I can do since I'm deleting my social media for the week. #DONTWANTENDGAMESPOILED I already saw some spoilers and my friend spoiled a huge part for me which made me mad. So be careful guys don't trust your friends lol