Spider-Man one shots

Lokis Date

Some lgbt vibes in here just saying muahaha- cough cough- did I mention I'm dying? Yeah it's a disease called AVENGERSENDGAMEWILLKILLME it's pretty common in most marvel fandoms better hope it doesn't catch on to you bc its a pain :( 😂

"Come on brother we need to find someone." Thor told Loki.

Everyone in the kitchen turned there heads and looked at the pair that entered the kitchen. Loki looked annoyed and rolled his eyes.

"I don't want some mortal." Loki growled.

"What's going on now?" Natasha asked as she opened a bottle of soda and handed it to Peter.

"I want to find someone for my dear brother!" Thor said opening a box of pop tarts.

"For the last time brother I shall not have a date with some She devil."

"Nope I've heard enough. We are all going to help Loki find the girl of his dreams." Tony said taking a sip of scotch.

"But-"

"Yes! Let's head out to the bar!" Sam said.

"But-"

"No buts Loki! Get ready everyone." Steve added.

"But-"

"What! What about me?!" Peter asked.

"True we need everyone to go." Bruce said closing the fridge door

"Oh come on spider boy!" Sam complained.

"How about we all set up dates for Loki. Meet back at I don't know 8pm. Peter and I will have a meal cooked." Tony said.

"You cooking?" Clint asked.

"Good point. We will order food." Tony laughed.

Loki groaned and stormed off to his room. The others ran outside to different areas looking for people who would date Loki.

A few hours later

"Okay has everyone found someone?" Tony asked.

"Yup." They all replied.

Peter went off to grab Loki as all his dates appeared. They wanted it to be like a type of game as everyone got ready to line up and have a blind date with Loki. Suddenly Clint entered with a man.

"Why is there a man?" Steve asked Clint.

"Shhh! I want to see how Loki reacts. He is gonna hate this so much." Clint laughed with tears in his eyes.

"Wow just when we thought you would actually do something." Natasha said.

"Hey!" Clint protested but stopped and laughed again.

"Okay everyone line up and wait here. One by one we will call everyone up to have a small dinner with him." Tony said.

"You sure this will work man of iron?" Thor asked. "I don't want Loki to kill anyone I just feel like he deserves someone to love him and he to love."

"I got Mr. Loki!" Peter smiled.

Loki walked in wearing a black suit his hair was slicked back but he looked annoyed.

"I'm going to get you all back for this." He growled.

"We love you too Loki. Now come on sit down." Tony smirked.

"Have fun brother." Thor added as they walked out and a girl walked in.

Loki looked at her and sighed she already seemed like the type of girl who hooks up with people. This is going to be a long day

Hours passed and Loki still didn't find the right date. Soon enough there was one person left the male.

"Why is there a male?!" Thor asked.

"Clint's joke." Steve replied.

"The girl is leaving and Loki looks annoyed... wait why is there a man?" Peter asked walking towards them.

"Well your turn Sir." Tony laughed.

They watched him enter then went to the video cameras to watch and listen in on everything.

"Hello." The male said.

Loki's head jumped up and he looked shocked.

"Hello what's your name?" Loki asked the male as they shook hands.

"Ethan and your Loki correct?" Ethan said sitting down.

Loki smiled and nodded his head.

"Yes, So what do you like to do?"

"I actually am a YouTuber. I do pranks and all the fun mischievous things. What do you do or is your God thing the only thing?"

Loki grinned happily and the avengers were shocked to realize that Loki seemed actually happy not annoyed like he was with the other girls.

"That's wonderful! I'm the God of Mischief myself and no I just hang around the avengers and help them occasionally. Most of the time I prank them."

"Sounds exciting I didn't know you were into males though."

"Yes well neither did I until my early teen years" Loki laughed taking a sip of tea

The two males talked for a while and eventually said there good byes.

"Another date?" Loki asked.

"That would be lovely. Good bye Loki." He said giving Loki a kiss on the cheek.

The avengers stood there in shock as Ethan left and Loki stood there smiling happily. They went towards him.

"Well my prank back fired." Clint said.

"Loki you like boys?!" Thor asked.

"Oh brother it only took you thousands of years to realize. I like the same gender." Loki replied.

"Well we love you Loki."

"Ew dont. Love? Not really my thing." Loki said.

"Than what about Ethan?" Peter asked.

"Okay only Ethan's love I shall accept." Loki replied.

He turned into his drapes and walked off towards his room. The avengers looked at each other before sharing a nice laugh.

Okay don't attack me. I know Loki is Pansexual but I felt like making him gay this chapter. Don't worry I love my smol Pan King.