Requested for more 4th wall breaks by many humans.
Me: H-hello?
Peter: GAY SHIP GURL IS THAT U?!
Me: PETER!!! OH THANK GOD YOU ARE ALRIGHT!! PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS A HAPPY UNIVERSE.
Tony: A what the what?
Me: OH MY GOD TONY!! 😭💔 I MISSED U SO MUCH I CANT- I AM CRYING RN!!!
Tony: Crying? Missed me? Damn I knew I was amazing but not to that extent.
Steve: What's going on here? We are supposed to be setting up for Peters birthday.
Peter: MY BIRFDAY?!
Steve: ...
Me: STEVE YOU ARE HERE TOO RIGHT NOT OLD AND WRINKLY?!
Steve: ... it's the gay shipper isn't it?
Tony: STEVE WHY DID YOU TELL PETER!! But what are you talking about gay shipping girl?
Me: ... Is Thanos dead?
Peter: Uh Yeah...
Me: OH THANK THE FUCKING GODS!!! *ugly sobs* a-and everyone lived??
Wade: Dont-
Me: SHUT UP WADE! DID EVERYONE LIVE?!
Tony: WADE?!
Steve: Yes
Peter: WADE!!!
Wade: Hiiiiii baby boy! Now Gay shipping girl don't say any End Game spoilers-
Me: But Wade it passed
Tony: Can someone explain what's going on??
Sam: Yo
Clint: Guys we want to know if- wow a lot of people were texting-
Natasha:.... Gay Shipping girl?! Welcome back please scare the boys even more.
Me: NAT! CLINT! SAM! HELLO!!! Anyways I'm spoiling End Game Wade idc.
Steve: End Game?
Me: Yes so End Game isn't important now that I know you are all alive and living in harmony. Btw I hope you all thought about what I said concerning the g a y.
Tony: ...
Steve: ...
Peter: >:)
Me: SKSKSKKSKS SPILL!!!
Sam: They are gayer than the word gay itself.
Me: 😏
Nat: Can you at least tell us what you mean by being alive?
Me: ... Well in Uh in my universe...
Clint: Uh huh.
Me:.... well you see... Thanos he Uh he well he was able to snap 😔
Peter: So half the universe was destroyed?! Wait-
Clint: Did I at least make the most effort like I always do *flips weave*
Peter: Clint... when you do it... it just looks bad... I'm sorry you just can't make the "flips weave" motion cool.
Sam: Is it hot in here or is it just me?
Me: XD
Natasha: Anyways continue.
Me: So many people disappeared. Also Clint you weren't there in IW war.
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Spider-Man one shots
Fanfiction(I take requests just no Starker and Stucky! Also it might take a few days or weeks.) Short stories involving Spider-man and the avengers. Spider-man is being acted by Tom Holland. Some include Stony/the super family because I'm a huge stony shippe...
