Spider-Man one shots

dRuNk

Many people requested more drunk Peter. (Unedited)

Peter and Shuri jumped up and down as they went to a party. He was invited to Flash's birthday and since Shuri was over he took her too. They both were having fun and that's when Flash arrived with two cups.

"Parker glad you can make it. Here got you both a drink." He winked. "Enjoy."

"He is nicer than usual." Peter said. He shrugged and took a long sip of the drink, swallowing it and sticking his tongue out in disgust. But Shuri already took a long sip too before she saw his reaction.

"That was gross." Peter sighed.

"It's official Flash's lemonade stinks." Shuri laughed.

They sighed and took another sip before sticking there tongues back out. "Even grosser the second time." Peter coughed.

"Yup." Shuri replied grabbing his cup and throwing them away.

The rest of the party they jumped around and felt way more relaxed. They screamed and danced, laughing and laughing. Soon enough the party ended and they headed on outside.

Shuri was in a pit of laughter and so was Peter as they had there arms dangling on one another's shoulders while skipping towards the tower.

"Mmm Peter." Shuri laughed.

"Yyeesss science bro." He smiled.

"We should buy candy!" She jumped. "Sweets!! We can p-party!"

"Okay." He giggled.

The two drunk kids walked into a store and bought sweets, they got a couple weird stares from the workers but they didn't pay notice. Soon enough they walked towards Central Park and laid on the grass staring at the dark sky while eating sweets. They giggled and felt the world go spinning a bit.

"Shuriiii sToP spinning." Peter laughed as he turned his head to her.

She giggled and gave him a shove. "I'm not you are."

"Shuri."

"Yeah."

"Shuri."

"Yeah."

"Shuri."

"Yeah."

"Shuri."

"What do you fucking want."

Peter gasped loud and looked at her. "Language missy." The two erupted into laughter and that's when Shuri noticed something.

"Peter someone's coming." She said.

The two looked ahead as a spinning figure came closer to them, the figure turned into two figures and they were running to them.

Shuri and Peter were suddenly lifted up off the floor and giggled as the two were searching them for money.

"Where's your wallet." The man growled.

"Bold of you to assume I have money." Peter replied and Shuri bursted into laughter in the other persons arms.

"Give me your money or we take her." The man grabbed Peters hair and Peter lifted up his hands to touch the man's face.

"You are spinning." Peter grinned.

"Fuck it. Take her."

"Are we going to space?" Shuri asked with a wide smile.

The man punched Peters stomach and Peter gasped falling to the floor. Shuri screamed out as they grabbed her arms when suddenly the men's heads fell to the floor. Shuri yelled even more and fell to the floor next to Peter.

"You both shouldn't be out late at night." A voice said and the two kids looked up to see a man in a red suit that looked remarkably like Peters suit. "Humans are known for kidnapping other humans."

"Deadpool." Peter slurred lifting his hands up at the mercenary. Deadpool sighed and lifted the two off the floor and Peter hugged him. "Thank you."

"Spider-Man. Drunk? Never saw that coming yet I'm intrigued. Aren't you two a little too young to drinking alcohol." Wade asked the teens.

"Whaat we aren't drunk." Peter smiled. "You are cute."

"I know. Come on as much as I hate this you are my best friend where is your home." Deadpool sighed. "Besides me."

"Waaadeeee." Peter groaned.

"Tin canz place." Shuri giggled.

Deadpool picked up the two and walked towards Starks Tower. He walked into the elevator and sneakily took the two giggling kids towards Peters room. "Wade!" Peter replied reaching out and grabbing hold of his neck, "I loveeee youuu." 

Wade smiled before lifting his mask up above his mouth and planting a small kiss on Peters head. "Get some sleep baby boy."

"Ha gay." Shuri muttered causing the two to burst into laughter. Wade was shocked at how quick they stopped laughing and instantly knocking out. 

Im so sorry humans. Ive been trying to catch up with making all my stories but I have so much responsibility right now, and my phone is like no longer working rn. I will update once my phone is fixed and I get more interested in writing, because writers block sucks. And, to all those who have requested some stories I didn't forget about you all and I will make sure each and every request is fulfilled.