Baby Avengers

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Peter messed up bad. He looked down at the group of giggling hero's.

"FRIDAY!!" Peter cried out. "What do I do?!"

He felt a small hand on his leg and looked down to see Clint. But he along with all the other Avengers were babies!

"Young Sir I will figure out a way to help but for now you need to take care of them."

"But I i can't! I'm a kid I don't know how to deal with a baby let alone six of them!" Peter sighed. He looked at the babies who were crawling around except for Natasha who was trying to stand up.

"Awwe you guys are adorable." Peter smiled. Maybe taking care of babies won't be so hard.

Suddenly Clint began to scream and cry. The other babies look in horror and began to cry because he was crying. Peter was stuck in horror as six crying, screaming babies looked at him.

"Ahhh!" Peter yelled. "You guys hungry? Or diaper change... god I hope it's the first one..."

Baby Steve stood up and pointed at his mouth. "F-F-Food." He stuttered.

Peter nodded his head and picked him up. He then lifted up Tony and put him over his shoulders.

"Come on Avengers hold one another's hand I'll get you food." Peter smiled as he helped them stand up and walked with the babies into the kitchen.

He carefully sat them down on the table and smiled as he carefully gave them each a bottle of milk.

"Friday order me a six seat stroller please. Put it on my tab." Peter ordered as he began to cut apples for the babies.

He placed some on each plate and they began to eat. Soon enough the elevator opened and in came the package! Peter eagerly unboxed it before placing each Avenger inside the stroller.

"Okay who wants to get some toys!" Peter grinned as he walked into the elevator and down outside into the big streets of Manhattan.

He happily walked with the babies who were all babbling to one another. People stared at him but he smiled wide, parenting isn't that hard.

• • •

"NATASHA WHERE DID YOU GO?!" Peter yelled out as he ran through the big toy store. He set the babies down and looked away for one second and he already lost them.

Steve and Tony both looked at one another then back at Peter as he ran back and forth looking for the rest of the babies.

"BRUCE! THOR! CLINT! NAT!" Peter yelled and he fell to the ground instantly. Steve and Tony both fell into a fit of laughter as Clint grinned down at him. "The hell? Where did you come from?"

Clint just giggled and he sighed before putting him in the stroller. He turned around only to see Tony and Steve gone and he instantly groaned.

"Babies come on out." Peter cried out as he pushed Clint in the stroller.

He turned the corner and saw Natasha with a knife putting it against Bruce's neck as he held onto a stuffed hulk in fear.

"NATASHA!" Peter shrieked as he ran forward and grabbed the knife. "NO! BAD GIRL!" He dropped the knife on the shelf and scooped up the two babies, dropping them in the stroller. He handed Nat a fake knife plushie.

"Okay three more to go." Peter sighed. "Thor! Steve! Tony!"

He walked down the different rows but didn't see one baby. He finally made it to the big plushie aisle and almost bursted into laughter as he watched Thor roll around the floor with a huge dragon in his arms.

"Roar!" Thor babbled.

"Okay mister mighty Thor come here." Peter smiled picking up the baby along with the dragon.

He began to push the babies once more and smiled as he saw the aisle dedicated to the Avengers. He hoped that Steve and Tony would be in there. He turned the corner and smiled wide as he found the two leaders with the mask of Captain America and Iron Man on. Plushies of the Avengers were lined up as they babbled to them and one another.

"Tony, Steve come here!" Peter walked over to them and grabbed hold of the two babies. He gently sat them down  and tossed them the plushies of themselves. "Okay Toy store is over with. Let's head to get you all something to eat."

He happily paid and headed over towards the mall. The babies all laughed as they played with there dolls and Peter happily took them to the clothing store. He grabbed cute old time looking baby clothes and hurried up with putting it in the bag to pay. Peter held in his laughter as he dressed them up, making them look like babies from the 1940's. He laughed as he watched them play around on the carpet of Stark Tower.

"Peter."

"Yeah Friday?" Peter replied ruffling Steve's hair.

"The effect will wear off tomorrow." She responded with.

Peter nodded his head and checked the time, 8:00pm. I guess it's time for them to sleep-

"AHHHH!" The loudest screech was heard and Peter turned around to see the babies opening the window.  Clint was crying as he was held by his shirt, Natasha grinning as she held him over the ledge.

"NO NAT!" Peter screamed and she turned, before letting Clint go out the window. "NATASHA!" Peter screamed and he grabbed his web shooters, jumping out the window of the tippity top of Avengers tower. He watched as Clint giggled as he flew down, what a psycho! "Hold on Clint!" He shot his web and it stuck to his shirt. Peter shot another web at the tower. Leaving him hanging with Clint farther below him.

"I hate parenting." Peter groaned and he quickly crawled up the tower as Clint sucked his thumb staring at the ground below, which slowly disappeared due to the height.

"Sleepy time." Peter groaned and he glared at Nat. "You little missy are in trouble- ow!" Natasha giggled as she stopped biting his figure and Peter rolled his eyes. "Friday sing them a song and call me when they wake up."

"Peter I'm not programmed to sing. Young Spider Sir you will have to do it."

Peter sighed and laid on his bed, the babies crawling up to him, laying under his arms and he gave a soft tired smile.

Oh won't you come with me
Where the moon is made of gold
And in the morning sun
We'll be sailing
Oh won't you come with me
Where the ocean meets the sky
And as the clouds roll by
We'll sing the song of the sea
I had a dream last night
And heard the sweetest sound
I saw a great white light
And dancers in the round
Castles in the sand
Cradles in the trees
Don't cry, I'll see you by and by
Oh won't you come with me
Where the moon is made of gold
And in the morning sun
We'll be sailing
Oh won't you come with me
Where the ocean meets the sky
And as the clouds roll by
We'll sing the song of the sea

• • •

The avengers woke up in Peters room. Peter was sleeping on his bed, Clint was huddled under his arm, Natasha was asleep at the foot of the bed, Steve was knocked out on top of Thor and on top of those two was Tony.

"What the fuck?" Tony said standing up. "Why are we all in Peters-"

"THANK GOD!" Peter yelled, "Never turn into babies ever again!!"

Trying to get all my requests done. If you gave a request months ago I promise I will get it down I haven't forgotten ab you!!!

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