Skinny Legend

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Requested by @DingyAntelope58Niamh
I did the best that I could do lmao 😂

"ROAD WORK AHEAD!" Shuri yelled out as she and her brother entered the Avengers Compound.

Peter sprang to life as he heard the familiar voice and burst out his room running towards her. "UH YEAH! I SURE HOPE IT DOES!"

"SPIDER!" Shuri yelled running towards him.

"DEMON!" Peter grinned and the two hugged one another, the other Avengers confused on what the hell just happened.

"Anyways." Clint said. "What are you doing here?"

"Tony invited me over to discuss some things." T'Challa replied. "Shuri my little sister decided to come along to America."

"And its a good thing I did." Shuri grinned. "I have a plan Peter come on."

The two ran off towards Peters room and the Avengers didn't hear from them the rest of the day.

The next day T'Challa laid in his bed. He got up and walked on over to his bathroom not seeing the four eyes looking down at him through the air vents.

"This is going to be beautiful." Shuri whispered.

The two closed there eyes and waited until they heard the shower on and the curtain close. Carefully they opened the vents and Peter helped lower down Shuri, then handed her the bucket.

"Roar louder louder than the lion." He sang in the shower, Shuri and Peter almost snorted but held it in.

Peter mouthed 3, 2, 1 then Shuri dropped the buckets liquid on top of him. She leapt forward as T'Challa screamed and fell on the shower floor and Peter grabbed her hands pulling her up and closing the vent.

They hurried along and made it into his room where they bursted into laughter while running towards the living room.

"I wished we got to see his face." Peter wheezed.

"He was singing too!" Shuri let out a snort and the two fell on the carpet as they erupted into laughter. The other Avengers raised there eye brows at the mischievous two.

Suddenly a blast of light bursted through the room and in came Carol. The two teens mouths fell open and they jumped up running to her.

"ITS OUR LORD AND SAVIOR CAPTAIN MARVEL!!" They both yelled hugging her then bowing down.

"Shuri! Peter!" She smiled.

"She knows our name skeeter." Shuri replied.

"I heard flury." He smiled.

"SHURI!!!! PETER!!!" A yell was heard and everyone stopped to see a purple man come running into the room. "YOU BOTH ARE IN SO MUCH TROUBLE!"

"Damn Thanos ain't thicc anymore." Shuri sighed.

"Thanos is a skinny legend now." Peter smirked.

They both grabbed onto Carols arm and she flew off, taking them to a new planet where she ruled and they worshipped her for years and years.

The End... also idk.

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