Spider-Man one shots

A "normal" morning

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"SHUT THAT DAMN THING OFF!" A tired Natasha yelled.

"I AM HOLD ON!" Tony yelled back.

He turned off his alarm and opened the door to see all the Avengers getting out and starting to run off.

"AHHH EVERYONE WE ARE GOING TO BE LATE!" Steve yelled from his room.

"Sir-"

"Who's making breakfast today?!" Bucky asked cutting off FRIDAY

"Me!" Wanda yelled from somewhere.

"HAS ANYONE SEEN MY BOW?!" Clint screamed.

"Sir-"

"STOP SCREAMING!" Tony growled.

"Under your bed?" Vision said as he flew through a wall making Tony scream and fall onto Steve.

"VISION!" Tony yelled. "For the last time stop flying through the walls."

"Get off me Tony." Steve groaned.

"Shit I need to wake the kid!" Tony suddenly remember as he took off running to his bedroom.

Tony opened the door and turned on the lights. To see a sleeping Peter.

"Sir-"

"WAKE UP WE ARE GOING TO BE LATE!" Tony yelled throwing a pillow at his face.

Peter screamed from the sudden loud noise and fell off his bed. "Mr. Stark! What the hell!"

"LATE!"

"IM UP!" Peter took off towards his clothes and Tony closed his door.

The avengers where changing and bumping into one another in a panicked matter. Wanda worked faster than ever before considering she had to make a breakfast big enough for the hungry savage Avengers and they are late.

"Who's going on the mission today?!" Steve yelled.

"Sir-"

"Me!" Natasha yelled back as she grabbed a knife and cut off FRIDAY just like everyone else has been.

"Me too!" Sam yelled as he ate a banana and throwing it on the ground. "Shit I forgot my shoes." He took off running back to his room.

"I have a meeting so I can't today." Tony replied as he smoothed out his tuxedo but looked like complete shit still. His messy hair was everywhere and he looked dead.

"Sir-"

"I'm ready to go Mr- AHH!" Peter yelled as he fell on the banana peel and fell on his back. "Never mind I think I need the hospital." He groaned.

"Who the hell left a banana peel on the ground?!" Bucky asked.

"I got to go!" Tony replied helping Peter off the ground.

"YOU NEED BREAKFAST!" Wanda yelled.

"AND CLEAN UP! Look at yourself Tony!" Steve rolled his eyes and grabbed his arm. "Come on! This is why you can't stay up late at night."

"Sorry that PTSD hates my soul." Tony replied as he got dragged to Steve's bathroom so he can fix Tony up.

Vision suddenly came flying into the big room with an upside down Bucky.

"DROP ME YOU ROBOT!"

"ILL DO IT!"

"I HATE YOU!"

"Sister Wanda do you need help?" Peter asked coming into the kitchen.

"Sir-"

"Can you make the shakes?" She asked as she hurried with the waffles.