Spider-Man one shots

The Talk

DONT READ IF YOU ARE INNOCENT! I tried to block out as many things as I can. Seriously this is bad but like I posted this for two people who wanted to see this😂

"Guys I know you are all confused why I called a small meeting." Pepper began. "But it's for an important reason."

"Don't tell me you and Tony are pregnant!" Clint said.

"No we aren't... we aren't are we?!" Tony suddenly asked a bit frightened.

"Why are you so scared if she is Tony. You already adopted Peter." Natasha laughed.

Tony shrugged and looked back up to his fiancé.

"No! What I wanted to say was that you all are Peters family so I believe it's time for you all to have the 'talk' with Peter."

"What?!" They all gasped.

"Isn't He too young?!" Tony asked.

"He is 16!" Pepper replied.

"Okay but what about The 100 year old virgin here!" Tony said turning to Steve.

Steve glared at him as the others chuckled.

"How do you know." Steve said.

"Okay we all know Steve. Anyways I think it's a great idea." Natasha added.

She stood up and whispered to Pepper.

"Make sure to record how bad these guys mess it up." She told her.

Pepper laughed and nodded her head. "That's my plan."

"It cant be too hard right?" Clint asked.

"Guys I'm sure it will be easy." Rhodey added.

"What's the talk?" Thor suddenly asked.

"Oh my god." Tony groaned and smacked his head.

"Uh its Um." Steve stuttered.

"Dude it's about sex technically." Sam replied.

Bucky smacked his head and Sam started laughing.

"Oh... why do we need to talk to baby spider about that? He is mentally 5!" Thor said.

"See! Thor is for once correct!" Tony said.

"I'm done. You all are going to meet Peter in the living room and I'll kill you all if you don't talk to him." Pepper glared.

Everyone took a small step back in fear of Pepper and nodded there heads quickly.

"Yes m'am!" Steve said.

"Good. Now go!" Pepper growled.

They all ran out and Pepper handed Natasha the small camera.

"Record it all. Only interfere when it's gets too bad." Pepper laughed.

Natasha smiled and nodded her head to join the boys who took off running towards the living room. Peter was sitting in the living room watching vines on his phone. He was laughing as he hung upside down on the ceiling while watching them. His Spidey senses suddenly started to go off and he looked to the door to see all the avengers running towards the living room. They all jumped back and Clint screamed as they saw Peter hanging upside down.

"What the hell!" Clint gasped.

"Spider son!" Natasha smiled.

"Spider mom!" Peter smiled as he jumped down and hugged her. "Why were you all running here?"

"We uh we need to talk to you." Tony muttered.

"Oh okay." Peter sat down and watched as everyone took a seat on the couch. "What's up?"