Kustard

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(Hey there, imaginary people I'm not dead. Sorry if anyone is disappointed because I'm still alive. This is one of my favorite ships. It's so cute. This will be floofy, like my hair. )

3rd person POV (this is new)

Fell teleported to his boyfriend's AU. Classic was sleeping on the couch. He's been sleeping a lot since he found out he was pregnant with Fell's baby. It was the result of a few too many drinks at a party about 8 months ago. Fell teleporting to the house caused him to wake up and he Fell off the couch. Classic unable to get up by himself had to ask his boyfriend for help. 

Fell's POV

"Fell can you help me up?" Classic asked me after trying and failing to stand himself up.  I pick him up and put him back on the couch. 

Classic huffs. "What do you want?"  I asked

"Pay attention to me" Classic answered.

"Fine" I sit down next to Classic and he rests his head on my shoulder. I put on a movie and about halfway through it Classic start panicking. "What's wrong, Classy?"

"My water broke" Oh, S***. 

"Are you sure"

"Yes," I teleport both of us to a hospital. 

I talk to the person at the desk and the hospital quickly takes Classic into a room and I follow.

(Time skip: 2 hours later){This time skip was brought to you by, a random fact about the author. I watch a lot of Yu-gi-oh GX. Spiritshipping is great.}

"I'm never doing that again," Classic says holding the baby. 

He'll change his mind in a few months. "What are we going to name it?"

"He is not an 'it' and I'm naming him... Mauve" (Mauve is a shade of purple if anyone didn't know)

"Cute name" 

(Time skip: after they get home from the hospital) {This time skip was brought to you by, the last one cause I'm too lazy}

Classic's POV

Mauve is surprisingly easy to take care of. He doesn't cry that often sleeps most of the night. When I talked to some of my friends that have kids they complained about constant crying and no sleep. I thought being a parent was going to be absolute hell. Is there something wrong with him? Maybe I should have Dream make sure he's healthy, just in case. 

I call Dream. 

"Hey Classic, what's up?"

"I'm having a bit of trouble with Mauve"

"Is he crying, or do you not know what to do, or is he hurt?"

"No, he just doesn't really do anything and I'm concerned."

"I'll be right over"

Dream teleports right into my house. Why can't anyone use the door?  Dream watches Mauve just sleeping and then Mauve wakes up and doesn't cry at all. 

Dream laughs a little bit. "Don't worry. He's perfectly healthy. He's just too lazy to waste energy crying or anything else."

"That's a relief"

I hear the sound of teleporting and Fell appears in the room with us. 

"There's this new invention, it's called a door. Try using one." Then I notice he looks a little bruised. "Are you alright?"

"I'm fine"

"What did you do?"

".....I tripped over a baby toy"

I facepalm at my boyfriend's stupidity. Then Dream and Fell just start laughing. 

"What's so funny?" 

"Look at Mauve," I look over at Mauve and sure enough, he's done his own little baby facepalm. I love this kid. He's so cute.

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Got a chapter done, yes! As always if you have any requests let me know. I should be done with Outer x Killer part 2 in like a week or so and after that will be Nightmare x Ink part 3. You guys seem to really like that one. I'll be writing hopefully more often over the weekend. See ya, imaginary people.

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