(So, I enjoy shipping everyone together as you can probably tell. Now I present to you, shitposts from the poly household)
Horror: What are you making?
Sci: *mixing some test tubes* I'm making a very delicate chemical reaction so please don't interrupt me.
Horror: I want to drink it
Dream: *sitting everyone down* Feelings circle!
Fell: I feel like I want to bite you.
Lust: That's kinky
*At IHOP*
Geno: I require a sacrifice of mortal souls
Nightmare: He'll have pancakes
Reaper: Good morning, my darling gorgeous boyfriend.
Outer: What did you break?
Killer: I occasionally walk in on some of my boyfriends having sex and I stand there awkwardly because I'm not sure if I can watch or is that weird?
Blue: I don't mind if you want to watch
Lust: You can join if you want
Dream: Why are you all so horny?
Cross: Who stole my jacket?
Ink: *wearing Cross' jacket* Dust stole your chocolate!
Dust: *eating chocolate* I did not!
Error: I poked myself with the knitting needle again.
Dream: Would you like me to kiss it better?
Dust: You want to know what else hurts?
Nightmare: *counting* 12, 13.
Ok 13 who are we? ...Classic!
Classic: *sleeping under the computer desk again*
Geno, before going to bed: Fuck you all and I'll see you tomorrow.
Horror: Love you too
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See ya, imaginary people
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Sanscest One-shots (no lemons) (Requests Closed)
Fanfiction(This book is completed, if you want more stuff there's a second one) just some one-shots of Undertale AU ships. I do not own any of these characters (unless state otherwise). I try to update twice a week.
